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maslowned

If you do something because of your Deficiency needs (see: Maslow's hierarchy of needs) and it comes back to bite you in the ass.
A: I was so hungry, I ate that old cheeseburger laying around here and now I got food poisoning!
B: You got maslowned!

A: I totally fucked that chick yesterday and here husband beat the crap out of me.
B: maslowned.
by cula December 5, 2009
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Cold Manilow

1. A harsh disciplinary action; a mean-spirited administrative decree.

2. A mixed drink made with fruit punch and bitters.
Maya: My boss just blocked us from using myspace and youtube.

Boris: That's a cold, cold manilow.
by mtq August 14, 2006
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maslocation

mastubating in random locations.
man that maslocation last night was good, did it in a cave near the beach
by trippas August 14, 2010
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Maslov

A mixed drink popular amongst Russian-Americans.
Vodka and Soda with 2 Limes.

Vodka and Soda with 2 limes.
I'll have a double Maslov.
by Snozzberry310 April 21, 2015
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Mailo

Mailo is a great guy to be around.

He is very good at about any game and especially loves videogames.

You should not play mariokard against him because it is a safe loss on your part.

Nobody knows how he does it.

He loves to laugh and is a big fan of asian food.

He‘s always staying true to himself whatever the obstacle might be.

When you are around him

you just feel that fortune is on his side, because he has collected a bunch of good karma.
Also, he puts in a lot of effort when it comes to his skin care and hairstyle.

If you need any advice Mailo is the guy for you.

When first meeting Mailo, he can be a litte shy or court. But once you have warmed up to each other you have found yourself a great pal.
Player 1 „How could Mailo win the third time in a row ?!“
Player 2 „ I really can‘t tell how Mailo did it.

Mailo „oh, i won ? Not even i knowhow i did that...“
by Mondbein November 21, 2021
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Barry Manilow

A great singer that many people diss, but those people are fucking communist fasict hippies. See asshole
Asshole: I fucking hate Barry Manilow
Sensible Person: Bitch! (pulls out dual Glocks and shoots asshole in the face)
by Barryfan 117 July 22, 2010
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Masimo

Ah, how do I explain Masimo? He is caring, emotional, great boyfriend material and one of the people that Will understand you the best. Gosh he is funny, mf hot great hair and smile tall and kinda shy,but you can litteraly tell him everything. A great actor too!
Who is thst guy with sharpass jawline and cute smile
OH that's my boyfriend
I BET his name is Masimo
by Rock n roll baby November 21, 2019
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