A woman that likes to give brain in the front seat of the hummer while another man gives it to her up the "Chim Chimminey".
by Kathy Najimy March 20, 2009
by Dara Khani June 02, 2012
The sexual act of taking an umbrella and shoving it inside your partner's rectum, then opening it to its for extent. It was first done on accident when, the original Mary Poppins, fell down and shoved it in to John Davis' butt. Then later it was used to clean out people's ass.
by PudEsParry July 06, 2010
by Dangerous Dan the DXM Man July 01, 2006
A girl whose pussy is so loose and flobby(probably from being a slut)that she could jump off a building spread her pussy and use her pussy to float down to earth slowly.
Dillon: Did u get any from that chick last night?
Chris: Hells ya i did, but shes pretty much the biggest Mary Poppins ever!
Chris: Hells ya i did, but shes pretty much the biggest Mary Poppins ever!
by NiPz Is MyHerO November 12, 2005
A gruesome sex act that involves the opening of an umbrella inside the orifice of another individual.
Karen was rushed to the emergency room after Bob decided to surprise her with a Mary Poppins for their anniversary.
by Chris_L July 21, 2020
by LEBOWSKI99 November 23, 2009