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Marmite Miner

a 'crafty butcher who takes his meat illegally round the backdoor'
one who partakes in the art of 'uphill gardening', 'fudge packing'
by Anonymous March 17, 2003
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Marites

Filipina version of Karen. Most of the time homophobic and promotes gender roles. Usually denies allegations of racism but shares "black face" memes and chugs glutathione and whitening soaps. Makes fun of fellow Filipinoes with regional dialects but tries to imitate the American accent. Also blames victims of rape
Sige Marites!

Hoy Marites alam mo ba?
by Kapitulako June 9, 2020
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marmite fisherman

1. n. A homosexual; a 'poo pipe plumber' or 'nonce'. 2. n. A model of a fisherman, made out of marmite.
"That Grant Bovey is blatantly a marmite fisherman - mind you, with an annoying bitch of a wife like that it's hardly surprising"
by toaototoato June 19, 2003
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manvite

An invitation from one straight man to a group of straight men for a poker game, bachelor party, tailgate, or other gathering where women are generally unwelcome. Not to be confused with a mandate, for which the man serves as a date surrogate for something a guy would normally do with a broad.
"Colt sent a Manvite out for the barbecue"

"Evite is for pussies. Send a Manvite my brother!"
by Tom Testosterone January 22, 2009
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marmite wizard

When a man has anal sex with either a male or female and then proceeds to slap their shit stained dick on the other persons face.
Guy 1: So, how was last night with Beatrice?
Guy 2: It was going pretty badly until I pulled out of the pink and put it in the stink, then I gave her a real good marmite wizard.

Guy 1: That sounds fucking magical.
by MarmiteMagician March 22, 2016
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marmite bandit

A person who would rather the anus of another man than the furry taco of a woman.

also see back door bandit and hershy highway
"That joe joe sims is a real marmite bandit"

"I bet that marmite bandit likes it in the Hershy highway"
by Samuel Wilson June 16, 2004
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Marmite Miner

Slang for a gay male who engages in anal intercourse with another male.
Jonathan seems to be walking funny, he must have been ploughed by kyle, hes a known marmite miner in Runcorn.
by hes a right uphill gardener February 14, 2019
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