by sven.bogart March 22, 2011
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Martinism is when people come and live together. In peace and tolerance.
Martin Luther King tried to live ..Martinism" ...but failed
Martin Luther King tried to live ..Martinism" ...but failed
by maasd the line June 14, 2017
Get the Martinism mug.The Martism is a polytheist religion with Marta as the principal god. The Martist people believe that Marta compose the vacuum which is everywhere. Marta created the universe and the first planet that she created was Momoland (The coolest planet ever). On Momoland, Marta created many good gods, bad gods and spirits.
In the good gods, there are : Poopie, Bichette, Crottie, Mioum, Playm(obile), Soph Soph, Elsa, Momo, Jin, The Great Crow (Lachaux), The twins Diallo (The Pigeons), Magoni, The Bag of Bones, ... and many others...
In the bad gods, there are : Flash, Biquette, The Magical Fairy, Denis Brogniart, Sisi, Abou, Kilt/Flower Pot, Chips, Caniche/Bibi,.... and many others.....
In the spirits, there are : Mahmoud, Patrick, Pascal(e) (Obispo/Au Bistro/Daskalobispo), the Crows, the Pigeons, Charles, The Communism, .....
The Martist people must know Eurovision and Kpop song, they must eat candies and lollypops, they have to sacrifice paper once a month, they have to laugh out loud everytime they are in a Martist temple which means minimum twice a day,.....
The Martist places of pilgrimage are : The Temples, South Korea, Momoland, The towns where Eurovision is host...
The Martist people are allowed to use drugs. They can kill and rape people ONLY when Marta wants it!
In the good gods, there are : Poopie, Bichette, Crottie, Mioum, Playm(obile), Soph Soph, Elsa, Momo, Jin, The Great Crow (Lachaux), The twins Diallo (The Pigeons), Magoni, The Bag of Bones, ... and many others...
In the bad gods, there are : Flash, Biquette, The Magical Fairy, Denis Brogniart, Sisi, Abou, Kilt/Flower Pot, Chips, Caniche/Bibi,.... and many others.....
In the spirits, there are : Mahmoud, Patrick, Pascal(e) (Obispo/Au Bistro/Daskalobispo), the Crows, the Pigeons, Charles, The Communism, .....
The Martist people must know Eurovision and Kpop song, they must eat candies and lollypops, they have to sacrifice paper once a month, they have to laugh out loud everytime they are in a Martist temple which means minimum twice a day,.....
The Martist places of pilgrimage are : The Temples, South Korea, Momoland, The towns where Eurovision is host...
The Martist people are allowed to use drugs. They can kill and rape people ONLY when Marta wants it!
"Martism is the BEST religion in the world!"
"Join the Martism!"
"I hope you want to be Martist! :)"
"Join the Martism!"
"I hope you want to be Martist! :)"
by Poupie Babe September 17, 2017
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Get the Marteris mug."After converting to Materism I started pulling hella bitches. Shit's crazy" - Ghandi or something idgaf
by N.ether August 24, 2023
Get the Materism mug.We cannot define it! ,,Martin Luther King" tried to live ,,Martinism" -but he didn't manage. So ,,Martinism" is when you act nonviolent like ,,Mahatma Gandhi". If you live ,,Martinism" you will often get letters from the ,,FBI" that are written unfriendly.
by h1ghflyer October 28, 2023
Get the Martinism mug.,,Martin Luther King" established his ,,Martinism". And he got many bad letters from the FBI. And the FBI installed many microphones in his hotel room. Soon after he died.
Martinism: I search for peace.
by h1ghflyer November 3, 2023
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