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stirring the martini

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She was stirring the martini, while I listened on the phone.
by Wesley H. December 24, 2008
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Sean Mackie Martini

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A Sean Mackie Martini (AKA a pornstar martini) is an alcoholic beverage consisting of a combination of passion fruit, champagne, vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur and lime juice. This new name came into popularity when the pornstar Sean Mackie named pornstar martinis as his favourite evening beverage.
Friend: "Hey, can you whip me up a Sean Mackie Martini?"
Me: "Ah, I see you're going big tonight."
by Dr. Siv Melman October 15, 2020
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Future show planned for when Tila gets too old for her show.
Person A: Did you watch Shot at Love With Andrew Martini last night?
Person B: No, who got kicked off?
Person A: He kicked off that fat guy Austin, and that weird girl Allison!
Person B: Thank god! That Austin kid was freaking weird!
by AndrewMartini June 24, 2008
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Dirty Sanchez Martini

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Not to be confused with the classic Dirty Martini, a Dirty Sanchez Martini is 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth, and garnished with an 3 "olives" made of poo on a coctail toothpick.
Yesterday my boyfriend fucked a supermodel, so today I mixed them both up a Dirty Sanchez Martini, with extra olives.
by Olive Maker November 10, 2008
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Swampy Martini

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A martini used with olive and its bits. Used with spicy/non spicy deli olive juice and olives. Creates a swampy but tasty martini beyond a filthy martini.
I'll have a dirty martini....make that filthy...actually make that swampy. I'll have a swampy martini.
by RestrictedCandy August 11, 2016
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Martin Stoner

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When a member of a workplace feels so threatened by other members of staff that they have to fabricate both an entire back story of the 'exciting' life they abandoned to come and work here.

A Martin Stoner will usually see there way to the top by using their supreme lying skills to cajole insecure people into their clique, and try to 'push' other members out.
Worker 1: Did you hear that Worker 3 tried to get Lily fired?

Worker 2: Oh no, that's terrible!

Worker 1: Yeah I know

Worker 3: What are you talking about?

Worker 1: Did you try to get Lily fired?

Worker 3: No, what made you say that?

Worker 1: Well worker 4 told us - he used to work for Medicine Sans Frontier in the favelas of Rio de Janeiro so we believed him.

Worker 3: It's not true - it's a Martin Stoner.

Worker 1: Oh right, I'll watch what worker 4 tells me from now on.
by EndoGhost November 23, 2009
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Martin Salomon

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He’s just that kid who’s so fucking good at hockey.
Oh Martin Salomon....
Yah that kids could fucking destroy kill you with his hockey stick if he really wanted too
by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** September 10, 2020
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