Shane's Mare

That's the name of the horse you ride when you you don't have a horse. You walk.

Q: How you gettin to town?
A: I'm takin Shane's mare.

by wotboa July 12, 2012

Pat’s Mate

Pats Mate is everyone and anyone in the world.

It is a common misconception as pat is a lier.

Pat’s mate, Austin and him went to the valley on the weekend.

Oh yeah pat’s mate that’s right,the president of Zimbabwe

by Pat Yaxley February 1, 2021

America's Mare

After proving himself to be a complete horse's ass, Rudy Giuliani's moniker has been changed to 'America's Mare'. Whatever contributions Rudy Tooty may have made while Mayor of New York City, the annals of history will remember him for his obsequious loyalty to a corrupt President, his perpetuation of lies about 2020 election and his audible farting in a Michigan election hearing.

From celebrity to pariah, Rudy Tooty, America's Mare, has destroyed the lives of innocent election workers, and in the process destroyed his reputation. Instead of prison, he should be sent to the glue factory.

by LaughingAloud December 21, 2023

Fool's Mate

The fool's Mate is the fastest way to get check mated in chess

How to do Moves
1.f3 e6 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f3 e5 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f4 e6 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f4 e5 2.g4 Qh4#
1.g4 e6 2.f3 Qh4#
1.g4 e6 2.f4 Qh4#
1.g4 e5 2.f3 Qh4#
1.g4 e5 2.f4 Qh4#

"White is trash at the game,he starts with grob,Black plays queen pawn,Then white goes for the English defence but black play the fool's Mate with queen to h5

by I like chess July 9, 2024

Huw's Best Mate

A anonymous Dickhead who picks on people with out letting out his name cause of a fear that he might get his ass kick. If someone was to encounter "Huw's Best Mate" they should run for cover before his/hers Fucked up way of thinking gets to You.

by I dont know You you dont know me come looking and June 1, 2003

There's no mate

It's standard in society to call your mates "cunts" and cunts "mate", but you know things really step over the line when a someone is called mate and hits back with "there's no mate". Indicator that a British person is truly furious.

"Mate what the hell are you doing?"
"There's no mate, alright? I'm not your mate"
*punching noises*

by BrigadierG September 20, 2020

s'cuse me mate...

A 's'cuse me mate' is either a male or female who approaches you to ask for something. The opening line is always 's'cuse me mate'..... Nine times out of ten they request a small sum of money ranging from 10p to 50p. There's often an elaborate story behind this such as having to make a phone call or getting a bus to Rochdale.

*Casually walking through Manchester City Centre and a scruffy looking man approaches*

s'cuse me mate... have you got 20p to borrow, cos what is it is yeahh, I've gotta get to Rochdale to pick up my job seekers intit'

by Tony Fishfingers December 16, 2016