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Big Spicy Manhugs

As any rational, non-stupid person may have noticed, homophobia is excessively prevalent in our society. Therefore, in my capacities as The Legendary Wordsmith Eric, I have taken it upon myself to devise a new method of homophobe combat. In the event that you find yourself being compared to a bundle of sticks during an illiterate's tantrum, "Big Spicy Manhugs" are quite an effective tool with which to frighten and confuse your verbal attacker into submission.
Also, they make for an exceptionally excellent greeting, upon entering a chat room. By judging the reactions to "Big spicy manhugs for all!", you can often sort out those who are worthy of friendship, and those who are worthy of a good thorough taunting.
On a side note.. the ladies are quite fond of my big spicy manhug.
An Angry Child: '(ICP/Korn/Limp Bizkit/Good Charlotte/Eminem/etc.) fukin rules dont u agree?'

The Legendary Wordsmith Eric: "No, I'm afraid that I am not a (term for a rabid fan of said musical group), nor am I at all fond of (ICP/Korn/Limp Bizkit/Good Charlotte/Eminem/etc.)."

An Angry Child: 'wtf ur so gay ima kill u wit my hatchet u fag0rt!'

TLWE: "You, my friend, appear to have some anger-management issues. Perhaps you did not receieve enough love and attention, as a child.. perhaps you were sexually assaulted by a clown, and feel the need to lash out at strangers as an expression of your eternal shame. Either way, I think you deserve a hug."

An Angry Child: 'no dont u touch me u fuckin fagort!'

TWLE: "...A big spicy manhug."

An Angry Child: 'omg now i have caught teh gay!', at which point his feeble mind exploded under the perceived assault against his already-weakened state of sexual security.

Alas, this conversation isn't that much of an exaggeration, nor is it a rare occurrance.
by Little Bastad April 29, 2004
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awkward man hug

A very awkward way a male embraces another male. The hug giver reaches around the hug receiver, hold them tightly with both arms, places his face over the receiver's shoulder and breaths heavily onto their neck or ear. Usually cause the receiver to violently push or shove away his assailant while cursing or calling the attacker any form of homosexual adjectives.
Motives of the attacker, or awkward hug giver range from just messing with his friends or actually initiating contact to vent pent up homosexuality because he is still in the closet. Both cases are easily identified, the first is characterized by laughter and little awkwardness after interaction. The other is more awkward than normal awkward hugs and the giver could not want to let go or be unable to laugh his actions off.
AcronymsA.M.H.
"GET OFF ME, HOMO!"-Receiving Guy
"Whats going on?"-Bystanding Guy
"Cory just gave me an awkward man hug."-Receiving Guy
"Cory?! Is this true?"-Bystanding Guy
"I'm gay."-Cory
by Dick Keene April 13, 2008
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A jewish word for crazy person. Someone who has lost his marbles.
James threw a peach and at police officers face. He's such a mashugina.
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Mashugina

A troublemaker, in Yiddish. Usually used by grandparents or grandparents' friends. Not exactly a compliment.
Oy, that Mashugina ate almost all my bran!
by A. Os May 11, 2006
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Manhunter

A slutty girl who searches for men to get off with in social gatherings.
A: Sarah's such a manhunter. She got off with Dan AND Ollie last night!
B: God, what a whore! She's such a bitch, they've all got girlfriends!
by ChinaPower March 28, 2007
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Manhunt

One of the coolest, most violent, and really fuckin' hard games ever made. Made by Rockstar games, the people who brought you the ever popular and controversial GTA series.
You play the role of James Earl Cash, a man sentenced to death. However, his execution is a fake, turning out that the lethal injection was just a sedative.
He wakes up in the streets of Carcer city, a lawless, run-down town. A man called Starkweather informs you vis earpiece that in order to stay alive, you must kill. And that's where the game takes off.
A VERY violent game, allowing you to kill hunters in many ways, ranging from suffocating them with a plastic bag to ripping their balls of with a sythe.
All in all, very good game, 9/10.
Hunter- Arghhh, ngh, ack! (Blood gurgling)
by Twin_Uzis December 11, 2004
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manhunt

Hide and seek game played by pre-teens and teens usually in teams. Hiders may hide alone or in pairs. Usually in pairs it means whoever goes and hides together are usually making out in the dark.
Joe and I hid for manhunt together, but we were really just making out behind the shed.
by Ilovetoparty June 15, 2010
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