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Manorexia

It's a working temporery version of "Anorexia", which only males are capable of. A male that is not satisfied with how built his body is because he has a little beer belly and the chicks he is banging. So he eats very little, downs fat burners, works out like the incredible hulk curling Abram tanks and benching Rosie O'Donnell and squatting Oprah, until he gets the results he wants and goes back to banging hotter chicks continuing his life before Manorexia.
guy 1: Yo, remember tony?

guy 2: Yeah, he's the somewhat big guy back in college...

guy 1: Yeah, he went Manorexia mode and got big man!

guy 2: Yo there's tony right there! =\...is that...what the fuck!

guy 1: Yo! that's my bitch and your bitch! >=( fucker...we would kick his ass if he wasn't so damn huge...bastard...
by TheOriginalProffesor December 7, 2011
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Manorexia

A psychological disorder among males where one's self-image is over-inflated to include greater height, weight, strength, intelligence or genital endowment, contrary to one's actual physical appearance, sexual or mental capacity.
Greg's manorexia made him believe he could fend off his two Somoan attackers. But at 5'3" and 100 lbs he was no match.
by lvtoth October 5, 2008
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"Damnit, Chase only had a little piece of chicken for lunch. I think he is developing manorexia."
by ally g November 13, 2007
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manorexic

Anorexia for real men. Normal anorexia is for women and pussies. Skinny guys are MANorexic.
Guy 1: Dude, look at that guy, he's so skinny, he must be anorexic!

Guy 2: No way, man. He's cool. He's MANorexic.
by Quadgravshop January 8, 2009
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manertia

–noun
1. male inertness, esp. with regard to effort, motion, action, and the like; inactivity; sluggishness.
2. Physics of a man NOT in motion.
a. the property of man by which he retains his state of rest or his velocity along a straight line so long as it is not acted upon by an external force, such as his partner asking him to do something.
Your father fell asleep on the couch again. It's manertia at work.
by mennapping May 15, 2009
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Manertia

–noun
1. male inertness, esp. with regard to effort, motion, action, and the like; inactivity; sluggishness.
2. Physics of a man NOT in motion.
a. the property of man by which he retains his state of rest (or his velocity along a straight line) so long as it is not acted upon by an external force, such as his partner asking him to do something; most usually pertaining to immobility.
Your father fell asleep on the couch again. It's manertia at work.
by mennapping May 15, 2009
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Manorexican

Noun.

An anorexic male of the hispanic descent.
Boy: I'm not going to eat lunch today.

Girl: You're such a manorexican!
by asuknowit May 2, 2011
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