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MADlad

A person who is a complete savage and/or a crazy risk taker, often used sarcastically.
Exhibit A:
Person 1: Hey, can I pay with a PayPal invoice?
Person 2: Nah, I get the money faster if it is a PayPal gift, and someone just offered to pay a gift.
Person 1: Damn, what an ABSOLUTE MADlad! No consumer protection!

Exhibit B:
Person 1: Hey, watch this!
Person 1: *Goes in the exit*
Person 2: Damn, what a MADlad!

Credit: Pewdiepie (subscribe so he can hit 696969 subscribers guys, that would be epic).
by CyroNub November 7, 2018
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Mandalism

(sounds like it spelled). The religion consisting of Ian the messiah and the flying spaghetti monster, who has created everything in our world. Notable beliefs include: Thou shall not murder ,rape, steal, or play lacross. Also if thou wear crocks, thou shall be sent to the core of earth for an eternity.
Ian: I am the messiah of mandalism, we will except any followers, find our petition online.
Martin: Thank you messiah, your teachings have revolutionized my life.
by wowlookoverthere September 20, 2016
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Mandated Modesty

The simple requirement that everyone must dress modestly.

The objective of mandated modesty is to assimilate the culture with traditionalist ideals. The way the masses dress can often be reflective of the state of the culture... in today's age, the typical American will wear sweatpants, graphic t-shirts, 3XL shirts, revealing clothing, awful looking shoes, and so on... These examples serve as a representation of a society that is lazy, depressed, overweight, promiscuous, obsessed with consuming, and ultimately without a purpose- the antithesis of excellence.

This idea is similar to the "broken window theory" regarding that the appearance of the surrounding environments can influence the behaviors of those within that environment. In essence, people will act in accordance with the beauty -or lack of- in their environment.

The low-IQ explanation: Requiring people to "fake it until they become it" to improve the culture.
"I'm tired of walking into Walmart and seeing 3XL graphic t-shirts with coomer-esque references... This is why we need Mandated Modesty!"
by schizo.lounge January 27, 2022
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mandaid

Band-aids made for men who get injured in manly ways doing manly things. Such as construction, weight-lifting or eating red meat.
Construction Worker 1: Ahh, I just cut my finger off. I need a Band-Aid

Construction Worker 2: No man, you need a mandaid.
by 314 February 28, 2008
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Mandarin

1. A scholar-official in imperial China.
2. A group of related northern Chinese dialects. Standard Chinese, based off Mandarin spoken in Beijing, is the official language of the People's Republic of China and the Republic of China, and is one of the official languages of Singapore. It is the most spoken language in the world.
3. (adj.) Relating to definition 1 or 2.
4. A type of duck (not to be confused with the Mandarin Duck Formation found in the Jixiao Xinshu).
5. A type of orange.
6. The tree from which said orange comes from.
1. Mandarins were selected through the imperial service examinations.
2. Mandarin has five tones, including the neutral tone.
3. Erhua is a Mandarin characteristic.
4. Mandarin ducks are native to East Asia.
5. Mandarin oranges are objectively the best type of orange.
6. The trees mandarin oranges come from are creatively named mandarin orange trees.
by Handlesaregay March 22, 2018
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Manblanket

A blanket of human male, useful for it's warming properties at night in the dead of winter.
I was so cold last night I couldn't sleep, my manblanket was out of town on a conference.
by Fuffilina July 6, 2010
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madlass

DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL BITE THE BOTTOM OFF THE CONE OF THAT ICE CREAM??? OI MATE SHES SUCH A MADLASS
by pleasekillmeme January 10, 2018
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