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marathon sex

Sex that continues for hours per session, punctuated by winded intermissions wherein the parties involved sweatily seek to restore the normal oxygen-carbon dioxide mix in their blood; Sex that burns as many calories as a marathon.
Our marathon sex session came to an end when both of us were simply too tired to continue.
by howe May 13, 2005
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Manathon

A woman dating man after man without a break in between.
That girl just dumped me for another guy, she is doing a manathon.
by -xRobyn Banks February 18, 2009
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Marathon Method

In Computer Science, a Marathon Method is a method or function that does everything and the kitchen sink. Noobs can't break a decompose a problem so they end up creating methods that do everything in very procedural manner.
I have to refactor this code, these marathon methods are killing me they do everything and you can't re-use anything.
by kodeAssassin December 3, 2013
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UNC Dance Marathon

The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill's largest student-run organization. UNC Dance Marathon is a year-long fundraiser to raise money for the patients and families of N.C. Children's Hospital. The organization raises money through campus fundraising, community and outreach events such as percentage nights and mini-marathons. Then, in the spring of each year, UNC Dance Marathon reveals the final fundraising total at the end of the 24-hour dance marathon, the Marathon of UNC Dance Marathon. The Marathon is a culmination of our efforts throughout the year and our way of showing support For the Kids.

The mission of UNC Dance Marathon is to overcome childhood illness by providing major support for the medical, surgical and emotional care of the patients and families served by North Carolina Children's Hospital.

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Yo, I can't wait to stand for 24 hours for the kids at UNC Dance Marathon this year!
by FTK123 September 15, 2013
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Mandatory sex parties

Sex parties in which attendance is mandatory. Most frequently seen as part of a sex course or among couples who practice both swinging and S&M.
"Sorry Kelly, I can't make any prayer meetings this week. I have some mandatory sex parties to attend."
by adelaidepoet October 14, 2009
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Mandatory Sex Party

When someone invites you to a birthday/frat/whatever-other- kind-of-party-you-can-think-of party and it turns out to be a sex party. If you refuse to participate, you will arrested. Hence the "mandatory".
Markus: Yo dude, how was that party you went to yesterday?

Ken: Dude, it turned out to be a mandatory sex party!

Markus: Oooohh! Dude you got BURNED! HAH! So did anyone get arrested?

Duncan: WTH!?!?!?! Those are real?!?!

Allie: Told ya so!
by Yourwordinformer January 24, 2011
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Mandatory Sex Party

Any party that occurs after some sort of population-reducing apocalypse including, but not limited to, 2nd Ice Age, Zombie apocalypse, Nuclear war, or Donald Trump being elected President of the USA.
In this post-apocalyptic world any gathering of people, such as at a party, will be required to engage in coitus so as to re-populate the world, the only people being exempted are those who are already pregnant.
Allie: The apocalypse has left me with so little to wear to the party tonight!
Melissa: That's alright, it's going to be a mandatory sex party anyway!
by Monquiis November 28, 2010
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