Mandatoria

(n. pl.) Human resources policy documents, non-disclosure agreements, sexual harassment prevention training, workplace safety manuals, corporate mission statements, and other information that employees are required to read on a regular basis, even though the information has little or no bearing on 1) the reality of the workplace, or 2) the actual job function the employees perform. Most mandatoria is at least two years out-of-date and were written by HR drones who were laid off a few years ago.

Dude, the orientation to our new corporate branding and strategic transformation initiative was so long that it took me three days just to read through all the mandatoria.

by Cube Dweller 14-R December 19, 2009

mandatory

1. Something no one in their right mind will do without being told they have to.

2. A very popular word included to suck the fun out of any event.

3. Retarded and or ghey

1. These classes on safety are mandatory

2. Yay our company is having mandatory fun day.

3. I know you wont like staying late to sit in the office and do nothing 3 hours late for no reason at all but its mandatory.

by rooster210 May 29, 2013

A Mandatory

When a shit session goes from a voluntary situation to “a mandatory” emergency. Midway, a casual sit down sesh turns into a raging shit storm where your asshole is a thunder cloud bursting at the seams and the toilet is the town below, ill prepared for a flash flood. Your knees buckle, the back of your neck starts to sweat, and you better make sure the door is locked. It’s going to be a long ride. You might want to take your pants and shirt off for this one!!!

Holy shit, Tony has been in there for an hour. He must be working out “a mandatory.”

I was on the freeway, cruising to my pad thinking about a voluntary shit when I got home. Just then, my vibe shifted and I immediately knew it was a mandatory situation. I was about to drop “a mandatory” in the front seat!!!

See Diarrhizzy.

by Antonio “The Dooch” Ducciano January 13, 2023

Manatar

A super duper buff, studly, masculine dude. Not henpecked. Nobodys man, a free mustang in the wind. Not broken. Never beat. The true spirit of the American man.

That good looking drink looks like a real manatar between the sheets.

by High Maintance Queen June 30, 2009

Mandatory Sex Party

A sex party. Probably like a swingers party, except you don't KNOW that that's what it is until you get there. And, you know, once you get there it's kind of... well... mandatory, to have sex. Because of the mandatoriness of the sex party. And if you don't, then they... you know... rape you. =/

Julie: "This should be fun. I love costume parties."
*walks into party*
Nadab: "Guess what this ACTUALLY is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

by AhAhChristina December 8, 2010

Mandalay

An amazing, attractive girl who is just crazy beautiful. A Mandalay is also very nice and smart with really nice tits. They are usually one of the most amazing girls that one should meet. Because of Mandalay's amazingness they are pretty popular and usually have many guys wanting her, so if you are with a Mandalay, you are one lucky guy.

Guy 1: "Wow, I just met the most amazing girl ever"
Guy 2: "Really. Was her name Mandalay cause they are pretty nuts"

by a beastly beast July 19, 2010

mandatory gift giving bush

A Christmas tree

What did Santa leave for you under the mandatory gift giving bush? (cherubic child's voice) A choo choo and a dolly and a bike and a 15" black double ended dildo with buttchugging attachment and a football and a kite and a......................

by Ramone Goodlove December 26, 2012