Manchildnapping

the involuntary taking of a person over the age of 18 without indulging them with a location how long they'll be gone or when they'll return

friend 1: get in the car

friend 2: what why
friend 1: shut up im manchildnapping you
friend 2: nah man im good
friend 1: get em!!
Friend 3,4,5 get out and grab friend one and put him in the car
Friend 1,3,4, and 5: yeah road trip
friend 2: Fuck you guys

by mignoculus December 20, 2016

Fu Manchin

A poor attempt at growing a beard resulting in sparse amounts of long hairs growing from the bottom of the chin, resulting in a cross between a soul patch and a Fu Manchu. They are common among young teenagers and men of low testosterone who feel they are capable of growing a full beard.

My brother thinks he's got a badass beard. I can't bear to tell he has a Fu Manchin...

by Smartone67010 February 7, 2012

Manchillo

It's a descriptive word for a small inbred hamster/chincilla/armadillo or a mix of the three. Usually these creatures are dirty, quite often welsh and look like a disfigured pigs butt.
If you were to actually see a Manchillo you would go into shock and if you touched one you would be very ill as a lot of them carry herpies.

You filthy Machillo!

What a bunch of damn dirty Manchillo's

by IainW September 22, 2008

manchild

A child who outwardly appears like an adult -- conventionally this means a full grown male that acts immaturely, or pursues childish interests. For example, it's acceptable to play games like World of Warcraft, but it's generally unacceptable to spend twelve hours a day doing so and/or attending conventions.

Manchildren, of course, are not limited to gamers. There are many types and variants of 'not-quite-men, but look-like-men.'

Dude, I swear that manchild's a furry or something.

You know the guy, always lies about getting laid and wears that Tasmanian Devil tie.

by BBBS December 29, 2008

manchops

A girl who is ugly, usually a girl who looks like a man.

that girl was such a manchops!

by Hardycore December 29, 2007

MANship

The graceful art of adding the letters M A and N to the end of your name, eg arnieMAN. Shows strength in ones character, and shows you are proud of your beautiful self. Also of berating unworthy people, by adding fag to the end of their name

eg. johnman, trentman, kaneman belong to the MANship.
eg. arnieman is the leader of the MANship.
eg. the MANship dominates
eg. joshfag is unworthy of MANship

by John Stratton September 19, 2005

Manchild

Gods lulziest joke. His fedora and katana collection are the envy of every red pilled, black pilled, MRA, MGTOW, Incel keyboard warrior that ever wanted to feel superior to a woman. He loves guns, donates to wall construction, masturbates to his own intellect on his or others youtube channels, and would gladly give Donald Trump a blowjob if commanded to. He often enjoys bragging to his likeminded, deeply insecure friends about any new racist, sexist meme he comes up with. Saying something offensive and/or "triggering" to his percieved enemies is often the only way he can achieve orgasm. (Orange man bad! Ugghhh, I just came) Finds selfishness to be the highest value and human suffering to be immensely amusing. Extremely petty and just plain awful to be around. Angry, paranoid and miserable, he will never learn to change. Will most likely write something against this particular definition. DO IT, FAGGOT.

A typical manchild hates his own Mother and blames women for everything in his life when not blaming everything else on different skin colors, political opinions, etc.

by whocaresireallydont January 27, 2019