Dirty Machado

1. The act of wiping a shit covered cock across the vaginal lips of one's partner's vagina, post anal sex.
2. The cock sucker who plays shortstop for the Los Angeles Dodgers (2018).

1. "Bro, I was nailing her from behind and totally gave her a Dirty Machado!!"
2. "Did you see that prick kick the Brewers first baseman as he past? What a Dirty Machado!!!" or "that douche bag actually tried to punch that player in the balls as he was sliding into second! Dirty FUCKING Machado!!!!"

by the number 2 October 17, 2018

manhandle

Making a big show of completing a task in such an unnecessarily rough and excessive manner in an attempt to exhibit superiority over others. Often leads to undesired consequences due to overdisplay of confidence and is not limited to either gender.

He decided he was going to manhandle the couch up the stairs himself and put 12 dents in the wall during the process.

by Aristotle3.0 September 5, 2018

david marchand

David Marchand is the lead singer for an ever-increasingly popular band, A Fire Inside. David is most widely known by his stage name (and title of choice), Davey Havok.

Human One: Is that David Marchand from AFI?
Human Two: No, o' silly one. Tis Davey Havok from A Fire Inside!

by Arahovas July 6, 2006

mancano

see chode, a penis wider than it is long

"His mancano errupted even though I could't get my hand around it!"

by S. Walker & H. Hilton July 14, 2004

Mancradotios

Indescribable, in a good way.

This ice cream is mancradotios!

by abbott75 November 8, 2009

Brad Marchand

A rat that can’t even touch the puck on a hockey shoot out. No one like him and 2020 is Nacho year.

Brad Marchand is ass at hockey

by anonymous September 15, 2020

manhandle

To fondle in an intimate manner.

I manhandled her during the movie then she took me out back and showed me her 12 inch cock.

by Banri Tanaka August 20, 2003