Project Manager

Somone who uses endless buzz words and centres their existance around a load of paperwork, meetings, conference calls and turning every task, no matter how small, into an epic display of verbal and written diarrhea. Jobs that once needed a sensible tradeperson or two, now need to be a project with a project manager. They sit between the workers and management and are very good at being on the side of whoever they are talking to and ensuring that they are never in the same room as both workers and management. Commanding huge amounts of money, they are gifted in prolonging everything.

"I think we need to change the tap washer in the toilet because its leaking but there may be some issue with finding the stop tap and if too much torque is applied we could snap the fitting and all get drowned. Better get a bank loan to employ a Project Manager to make sure that doesn't happen"

by Projectman December 18, 2011

maalek

To be unbelievably hairy

Tan loves the maalek chicks.

by Arodd, Champion of your heart May 1, 2006

mischief managed

By using these words you can end any conversation, denote the finish of a project, or excuse yourself from any situation with authority. It's almost like... magic.

"I'll see you guys on Tuesday at 5:00. Mischief managed!"

"Finally the dishes are done! Mischief managed!"

"Professor Snape is coming, put away the Marauder's Map! Mischief managed!"

by pickleicious13 July 27, 2011

manager's special

Ejaculating on someone before you fire them.

Justin if you dont get your bitch ass to work im going to give you a manager's special.

by Trooperholman Sr March 24, 2012

Seagull Management

The seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything then flies off again leaving a big mess behind

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Managerment

In a work setting, managerment is the process of managing one's manager, rather than doing one's job. Normally implies that a manager is incompetent or otherwise unable to fulfill their tasks, (i.e. is prone to panicked outburst that require employees to calm them or otherwise do their job for them).

My manager is so incompetent, I spend more time working on managerment than I do on my job!"

by Doktor_J April 26, 2011

Madalena

Madalena is one of the best people you will ever meet. She is sweet, kind, and very athletic. She has been through some heartbreak, however, she always gets back up (but it may take a bit of sulking). If you have a Madalena, never let go of her! You can talk to her about anything, and she will listen. Although she can be a bit annoying, she will always be there.

I'm so thankful that i have a Madalena in my life!!!

by r4t_h3ad March 20, 2019