People call her the hottest girl on the planet. Imagine being that lucky. The definition was of pretty privilege. But one thing about Malu is that she can dance.
by Gothboiclit_12 June 28, 2021
A term; a female who is comparable to a Hustler, a Playboy Bunny or a Pet House Pet, a Model, an Influencer, a Stripper and a Pin-up Doll.
Take a look at that glamorous Malus Doll; she has the appearance of someone who ought to be dancing on a pole in a nightclub.
by Malus Mob November 20, 2022
"Pak" Means 'Fuck" in the "Filipino" Pronunciation; While
"Malu" Is the Shortage of "Malupet" which Means "Awesome"
"Malu" Is the Shortage of "Malupet" which Means "Awesome"
by OmamoriHimariPH January 24, 2017
The psychological phenomenon when one associates a fuckboy's ugly personality with their attractive face, making the fuckboy permanently ugly from that person's eyes.
1 week ago
Ansley: "OMG that boy is SO cute!"
Today
Ansley: "That fuckboy told me that no one should migrate into the US when he's an immigrant himself OMFG he's SO ugly!"
Eduardo: "Yeah remember last week you thought he was cute? That's because of the puer malus theory."
Ansley: "OMG that boy is SO cute!"
Today
Ansley: "That fuckboy told me that no one should migrate into the US when he's an immigrant himself OMFG he's SO ugly!"
Eduardo: "Yeah remember last week you thought he was cute? That's because of the puer malus theory."
by whowantcookies January 16, 2015
A thot ass latina bitch who twerks and belly dances for musically and tik tok likes. She always got a nasty ass attitude and got desperate for NBA YoungBoy after he dumped her for being a full out pussy bitch.
Nigga #1: Ayo who tf is that
Nigga #2: She fine but she a thot her name is Malu Trevejo but I like to call her Malu Treve - Hoe
Nigga #2: She fine but she a thot her name is Malu Trevejo but I like to call her Malu Treve - Hoe
by BabyGirl wit da Hood Banzz June 09, 2019
A shit cake made by south indian malu descent, compressed usually by hand. The best of the packers are called 'Shit Cakers'.
by ASFDFS January 19, 2007
When someone malusicates you it means they eat you in a very posh manner with a picture of Donald trump by the side of their plate.
by Chibler June 20, 2016