malcom

Malcom is a man who is so good with women that he can't touch any without them dying of an intensive orgasm.

Commonly very good at having an erect penis, swooning women and hackeysack.

Is that Malcom? I hope he doesn't touch me or I'll die of a crazy awesome orgasm. I saw him playing hackey-sack and he's very good at it.

by WackaWacka September 17, 2013

malcom boag

plays bass like a freak

plays bass bad like a freak

by eat me May 8, 2005

Malcom Moses

One who excels in preppy english and white history.
One who is also rejected by the black community cuz dat shit cray.

"Hey man, you heard that dude giving a briefing infront of a group? He sounded like a "Malcom Moses"

by cucuyo34 June 18, 2012

Malcolm Turnbull

Refers to a man who is inflicted with a small penis. Often these types are products of Grammer Schools.

Did you see the guy in the showe. What a Malcolm Turnbull.

by masterboom November 17, 2016

malcom richardson

Someone that turns you on even though you have a boyfriend. Fuckin smart. Has a maroon and white hankee.

Becky to Amanda: Oh my god check out that hot guy!
Amanda to becky: You little slut, you already have a boyfriend.
Becky to Amanda: Yea but he is soo malcom richardson.

by Cassie Thompson February 17, 2005

Bugzy Malone

A quality grime MC from Manchester. He's really good at story telling, he talks about his childhood and his area a lot in his lyrics, He reps his area more than any other MC in the Grime scene and he says Manchester's area code '0161' a lot, He also had beef with London MC 'Chip'.

Friend 1: Bugzy Malone's new ep is well sick!
Friend 2: Innit! 0161 Manny on the map rude boy!!

by YouDontKnowME97 August 18, 2016

Kevin Malone

Post Malone's older, long-lost brother.

Kevin Malone: I have very little patience for stupidity.

by Boymanboyboy January 7, 2018