majestical

ELEGANT CREATURES OF MYSTERIOUS PURPOSES!!!

Females are majestical.

by sjkdf kljfsdoi js August 12, 2012

majesticizing

The art of creating an alternative world, one known only to its creator. Many subjects are known to be full blown pathological liars who over exagerate actual events and and make up events that followed afterwards.

Majestic: I was once upon a time an elite delta force sniper who lead the assault on Normandy and many other major uber elite conflicts. But then I went on a carding spree, and threatened several Secret Service Agents and kidnapped one of their daughters.

licutis: Majestic stop majesticizing

by Magesticizer July 28, 2008

majestic

If you describe something or someone as majestic, you think they are very beautiful, dignified, and impressive.

J: m thought it majestic, dominating the city without overwhelming

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 31, 2019

Majesties

When someone finishes rolling a blunt or joint, but give their friend the first hit. The first hit is majesties.

Guy 1: I just finished rolling a backwood bro, but you can have the first hit.

Guy 2: I can have majesties bro?
Guy 1: Yeah, take majesties bro.

by ShjanPablo March 8, 2015

majesticles

The male version of Vajazzling. When you wrap your balls in tinfoil.

Feeling low, Jim decided the best thing to do was get a pair of majesticles, then he could feel special in the club.

by anon April 28, 2010

Majesticalism

Something that is more majestic than anything else. It has power over the whole world.

'MAJESTICALISM IS A WORD SEAN'
'Tom has a lot of majesticalism'

by MajesticalismicPersona August 9, 2018

majestic peen

a majestic peen is your penis but its a more stupid and goofy way of saying it. it is a long penis that amazes everyone and that your proud of. saying "majestic peen" instead of penis sounds way better and hilarious and always brings a laugh to the people around you or them shaking their heads thinking that your a complete retard.

"would you like to see my majestic peen?"
"oh my god I heard Emily has a majestic peen."
" eww Connor does not have a majestic peen."

by CCwatermelonass June 9, 2017