maintenance call

Periodic phone calls placed to one's significant other when out for a prolonged period of time (eg 4 hours or more) with friends. The periodic phone call is intentionally structured to prevent a blow-up or fight after the outing is concluded, which would invariably take ten times longer to resolve that the time to place a brief check-in call.

"Hey, let me put in a maintenance call to my woman, before we go into the bar."

by RFsquash January 8, 2012

Mair

Girls with the name Mair are insanely beautiful, and are some of the best people ever to be around. Super hot and kind, Mairs are very trustworthy and funny. Always have a Mair as your friend, as she is the only reason anything is ever fun. Never lose a Mair if you have one ;)

Mair: "Hi guys!"
Everyone: "Oh my god! It's Mair! She's so hot!"

by badumtschhhh November 23, 2020

Mairomaster

A mairomaster is an incel who compensates for his small package by trolling guys with big dicks, calling himself an alpha, and powerlifting to make up for a lack of masculinity. A mairomaster is generally very disliked by other men. Although self-sabotage is usually comical to an extent, mairomasters are unfunny, simply coming off as miserable assholes. They are notoriously horrible at receiving criticism and are very unmasculine.

You can tell he's a mairomaster by the way he constantly tries to make people think his dick is big. It's creepy.

by dawgblg April 19, 2021

life maintenance

The basic things one needs to do to keep life flowing smoothly along. May include, but not limited to: laundry, grocery shopping, cleaning (of refrigerator, bathroom, kitchen), paying bills.

"What'cha doin' Saturday?"
"Gotta do some life maintenance. Fridge is empty and laundry basket is full."

by wickdude February 9, 2007

Maartje

The most entertaining person you will ever meet

You’re just like Maartje

by Lilp3092 June 21, 2020

mairbek

Annoying russian who's scared of showing himself

Oi Mairbek?
DUDE no, don't say my name out loud.

by anubfrominstagram April 18, 2019

Maiten

Maiten means strength with a gentle heart. A very nice person, is happy to be himself and who brings a cheeky smile to all situations. They are generally very creative and love to share this creativity. Also in difficult matters they are great level headed debaters. Though they can get a temper if thwarted.

level headed Maiten - Meaning one who can empathise with others ideas while also getting across their own point of view in a non aggressive, yet assertive, manner.

by Someone Special 09 February 7, 2010