maine coon

One of the oldest domestic felines. Originally thought to be from Maine and consisting of half raccoon (according to folklore due to the raccoon like tail). Characteristic of a dog since they follow your every move and are very large.

Meaux is a Maine Coon, NICE! "BBBLELAOUW!"

by Palmero April 23, 2005

Mainies

When a group of less than 10 teenage boys, usually from a country town, drive up and down the main roads of the town, to check what the happenings of the town are.
Variations include pumping music from the car (music mainies) or riding bikes up and down (bmx mainies). Before a mate gets theirs P's the most common form of a 'mainy' is a walking mainy.

Nathan and the boys took mums pulsar for a drive down to town and tried some music mainies and reverse donuts.

by D1$tR0y3r June 14, 2011

maintenance fap

You're at a point in your life, bored and unmotivated, no girlfriend, and you fap even though you don't really want to just because you know if you don't you'll probably have a wet dream.

Hm...guess I'll maintenance fap

by eyeballcutter December 18, 2012

Machias, Maine

A small town, on the eastern coast of maine, isolated from any other known civilization. You must like Allen's Coffee Brandy to be able to "hang" here. Marijuana also serves as a large civic pass-time and is cultivated by almost all of the inhabitents of Machias. In Machias, mothers shoot coyotes out of the kitchen window, and dining on muskrat for dinner is not unheard of. Pit parties and camping in random places in the woods serve as forms of excitement for most of the younger generation. Its fun!

I drank alot of coffee brandy last night in Machias, Maine.

by CoffeeBrandyismyhero January 12, 2008

high-maintenance

1. Require (ing) a lot of work/attention to maintain.

2. Require (ing) a lot of money or attention to appearance.

3. Require (ing) a high emotional investment or en excessive amount of money.

EXAMPLES OF HIGH-MAINTENANCE BEHAVIOR:
-Having frequent professional cosmetic consultations, such as hair-dressing, manicures and pedicures
-Excessive worthless spending (tricking)
-Attention craving
-Being too delicate or suavé

NOTE: high-maintenance is primarily used to refer to attractive straight women or a person/people that's stuck on self.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 21, 2006

Maintenance Wipe

Any follow-up ass wiping that is loosely associated with a prior shit. Primarily to make sure the ass is completely clean before leaving the homestead and going out to locations where bathrooms might not be as available or as user friendly as you’d prefer them to be. Also useful to clean swamp ass.

Father Jimbo will be ready to go to the bar as soon as he makes one more phonecall and does a maintenance wipe.

by Father Jimbo February 16, 2010

high maintenance friend

A friend who requires more maintenance than their contribution to your life is worth.

Matt was always expecting Christina to make him new clothes, remind him of important dates, and schedule her life around his. He very rarely kept appointments they had to get together, and never accepted invitations that she initiated to get together. Things were always on his terms, and in his way, and eventually Christina stopped trying to maintain the friendship, because Matt was way too much of a high maintenance friend.

by chrismeena2 January 18, 2006