That Awkward Magic

One of that best bl you will ever read.

have you read the new chapter of That Awkward Magic

yes it made me cry

by thatmaxican4783 July 26, 2018

Meme magic

Harvesting the power of memes to effect any large events such as the 2016 presidential election.

"Trump's alt right supporters used meme magic in his favor"

by Shameless child October 18, 2016

Blender Magazine

A music magazine whose writing staff, not content that review journalism was already a stupefyingly conceited craft, decided to create the laziest, most inconsequential rag known to literature, tits and all. Each issue is compiled by randomly picking entries from an encyclopedia of popular music and choosing (usually by means of coin-flipping) which ones to piss all over and which ones to heap barely qualified praise upon in their otherwise arbitrary best/worst lists. The content is then peppered with pictures of the Pussy Cat Dolls, Tila Tequila, or similar airbrushed wank-fodder and hey presto, let's rock 'n' roll!!!
The title is derived from the magazine's layout having the appearance of the end result of throwing Rolling Stone, Playboy and Mad! Magazine into a food processor.

Band Frontman: Hey guys, we just got panned/lauded in Blender Magazine.

(Nothing happens)

by selfimportantdickwad March 13, 2009

DOOM! Magazine

Magazine known for asking everyone they interview how they'll survive the Zombie Apocalypse.

DOOM! Magazine: "How would you survive the Zombie Apocalypse?"

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (Cassandra Peterson): "Well, like I always say, if you can’t beat them, join them. First I would beat them, I’d beat the crap out of them, then if that didn’t work, I’d join them. And then I’d go to Disneyland!"

by Steampunk Octopod January 5, 2012

Magic Pussy

Pussy so enchanting that a man can’t think about anything or about any other women. Men will do or say anything to have another taste and are continually drawn back to her even though they have broken up. Magic Pussy (MP) is the highest rated Pussy a woman can ever have. Only 1% of women fit into this category.

Kathy’s exes won’t leave her alone. Her Magic Pussy holds a spell over them!

by Keldan13 May 7, 2018

Magic Boy

What voodoo children become after fully aligning their inner chi; once outcast, now pleasure master...the magic boy is a man of soul, scholar of rock, and interpreter of blues.

Ash: "Ever since Voodoo Child evolved into Magic Boy, the ladies have been completely ignoring me."
Brock: "Dude, he's been cock blocking me too...my chances with Misty are officially over!"
Ash: "Shoot...who knew pokemon could shred so deep."
Pikachu: "...chu."

by Rudy Cholo April 16, 2010

Natural Body Magic

Natural Body Magic is a fantasy fetish sexuality-neutral umbrella term for the Detachable Limb Fetishist Community. Originating online in 1998 in Yahoo! Groups as part of an ASFR community dedicated to Male Robots. The limbs, and even heads, were replaceable parts that could be removed at-will without harm. The fetish grew towards more magical separation of body parts that either were autonomous, partially-autonomous, or under complete control of the original body. Much of the content was inspired by US-American Sitcoms, Science Fiction and Comedy movies with disembodied limbs as well as stage illusions performing different acts. The latter group was called Detachable Limb Fetish Group and survived until 2003 when it became so popular with thousands of members that Yahoo! Groups shut it down after being automatically featured on the main Yahoo! Groups page for a week. Subsequent Yahoo! Groups failed to bring the community back together. The term 'Natural Body Magic' arose from the heterosexual male-dominated groups as an identifiable separation from the male-subject artists and groups that focused on them. 'Natural Body Magic' was absorbed to be the normative used umbrella term by all. Due to the lack of community after the first group was banned, the artists were spread out across different platforms. In recent years, many original creators and fans of the artwork opened Discord Servers to protect and return to a sense of community that was once on Yahoo! Groups.

Human/Furry: "I wish I could just pop my head off and leave it in bed to sleep. *Pop*"

That man just detached his head using natural body magic.

Android: "I need to swap my <insert limb/head> out for a replacement."

by Rockfallrider July 16, 2020