magnifican't

Something that you say when someone cannot achieve something that would glorify them if they managed to do it.

Guy: I wish i could beat the hidden level 40,000 on Pacman. That would make me so good.

Girl: haha, Magnifican't

magnifican't by Alex Conway February 18, 2009

magnificentmegan 

is a megan that's magnificent.

magnificentmegan thinks she's awesome, but really, she isn't.

magnificentmegan by a semi-concerned party September 30, 2007

magnificent 

ability to be better than everyone else. the ability to party until 6 a.m when you have to work at 4 a.m. just being overall great.

jimmy brown is the most magnificent person ive ever met

magnificent by magnicence September 9, 2009

Magnificent Whore 

Any woman who makes sex with her man a Pleasurable Priority. She wears sexy costumes, talks dirty, watches porn with him, swallows, uses sex props, and she constantly mixes-it-up with all sorts of sexual delights, such as: shower sex, blow jobs, hand jobs, rimming or anal sex. She is her man's Personal Porn Star. A total Sex Goddess, who is always his soft place to fall.

"Jared respected and valued his partner because she was always a Magnificent Whore in the bedroom."

Magnificent Whore by Nannette LaRee Hernandez March 16, 2018

Magnificant 

A moronic mis-spelling or mis-pronunciation of the word 'magnificent'.

Person 1: 'That film was magnificant!'

Person 2: 'Shut the hell up.'

Magnificant by Cerb82 March 6, 2012

Magnificent Beast 

A Sexy Individual, Confident walk and all round greatness glowing around them. Bit like a Sexy Beast but with a lot more to them then looks

Guy 1: "You see that MILF across the road"
Guy 2: "My god, She is a Magnificent Beast !"

Magnificent Beast by Duck Of Super July 22, 2010

Magnificent Mick 

Magnificent mick is where one urinates on the chest of his spouse and makes the spouse drink it through a straw

When your spouse is playing up or being annoying. Awh I might give Estelle a magnificent mick tonight

Magnificent Mick by Allison 123 February 11, 2021