magic john

Tiny fairy that comes and deposits his "love and kindness" on your face while you sleep.

Dave, what is that crusty white stuff on your face.

That is where Magic John came and visited me last night.

by Magic John August 16, 2006

Magic Johnson

A sexual maneuver where you "give that bitch aids"

"I was all up in that pussy, and then I gave that bitch the Magic Johnson"

by Nato July 1, 2005

Magic Joe

A term given to well-mannered thoughtful strangers, the type of person who helps the elderly pack their shopping or tells someone in the street they just dropped their wallet. Can also
be used to describe a really cool dude.

"A Magic Joe helped my wife get to the hospital in time"
"I was getting mugged when some Magic Joe helped me fight them
off"
"This dude gave me £4 whilst I was busking today, what a Magic
Joe he was!"

by Magic Joe January 11, 2009

magic josh

Magic josh is a person who typically claims to be magical. A magic josh can be seen driving a juggalac and always talks about his magic, but they are never prepared. Their hobbies tend to include drinking, smoking, and making babies.

Where's the magic tricks...magic josh didn't come prepared.

by jennykfosho April 13, 2010

Magic Johnson

The miraculous effects of Viagra. A play on the name of the basketball player.

Albert was getting on in years, so he turned to Magic Johnson for assistance in pleasing his wife.

by Koshevoi July 24, 2010

Magic jap’s eye

Magic jap’s eye, the art of screwing ones eyes up as to see the pixelated areas of a Japanese porn movie with more clarity

Hey Dave you know what the magic jap’s eye is..... wel, if you screw up your eyes real tight and peep through, after a while you can just about make out that she’s pissing

by Lumberjack88 November 5, 2018

Magic Johnson

To overcome an illness or sickness

"Don't lay around sick, you better Magic Johnson.."

by Smiggy Balls January 3, 2019