maffing

to maff is to be a turd.
the act of maffing is turding.

hey, why are you such a maff?
i'm maffing right now

by mypseudonymonymonym October 25, 2013

Mafs

Mafia : Italian roots
--to travel in packs...

A group of 3 or more Asian people

You are at a pool hall and see a group of Asian pool players walk through the door.
Kelly: Wow...look at those Mafs
OR
Kelly: Well it looks as though we are going to have some major Maf competition tonight.

by Jaimay March 16, 2005

Maf

A shortened version of hermaphrodite.
Half women, half man.

Also a word commonly used just for the sake of it.

Maffa also means the same thing.

"Look at her, she is such a maf!"

by Flisstee November 21, 2009

MAF

Acronym for Maintenance Action Form.

Damn, Gunny! We'll never make it to happy hour with all of these MAFs that still have to be worked off.

by GySgt D March 25, 2005

MAF

Acronym for Metal As Fuck, usually found plastered over the local scene and hardcore kids MySpaces or groups.

Bob Dole MAF
That show was so fucking MAF, it was insane.

A typical MySpace display name. Apparently it's a group now, rather than a glimpse at your musical "roots".

by The Wisp April 12, 2007

Mafs

When your laptop doesn't turn on because it is out of charge. you have no idea why it is not working and you go to an I.T worker to fix the problem. When you get there the I.T worker plugs your laptop to charge it turns on instantly....... FUCK

Christian: wtf is my laptop turning on.
.... 2 days later ...
Christian: so my computer for some reason hasn't been turning on.
(I.T worker puts cable into computer)
I.T Worker: you dumb shit!
Christian: indeed.
Mafs

by Ucringeme June 07, 2017

maffed

to be worn out, or hot and bothered. Usually requiring a sit-down and some refreshment.

After all that shopping, I'm maffed. Make me a cup of tea, would you?

by bumblz June 08, 2012