Mandatory sex parties

Sex parties in which attendance is mandatory. Most frequently seen as part of a sex course or among couples who practice both swinging and S&M.

"Sorry Kelly, I can't make any prayer meetings this week. I have some mandatory sex parties to attend."

by adelaidepoet October 14, 2009

Mandatory Sex Party

When someone invites you to a birthday/frat/whatever-other- kind-of-party-you-can-think-of party and it turns out to be a sex party. If you refuse to participate, you will arrested. Hence the "mandatory".

Markus: Yo dude, how was that party you went to yesterday?

Ken: Dude, it turned out to be a mandatory sex party!

Markus: Oooohh! Dude you got BURNED! HAH! So did anyone get arrested?

Duncan: WTH!?!?!?! Those are real?!?!

Allie: Told ya so!

by Yourwordinformer January 24, 2011

Maddalena

long, tan, and sexy. she knows how to work her body. maddalena is a great friend if u wanna have a good time. dont piss her off or she will bitch-slap you. everyone needs a maddalena in their life.

guy: who is that hot chick on the dance floor?
girl: that's maddalena, i love her!

by lotusQueen October 15, 2010

Mandatory Sex Party

Any party that occurs after some sort of population-reducing apocalypse including, but not limited to, 2nd Ice Age, Zombie apocalypse, Nuclear war, or Donald Trump being elected President of the USA.
In this post-apocalyptic world any gathering of people, such as at a party, will be required to engage in coitus so as to re-populate the world, the only people being exempted are those who are already pregnant.

Allie: The apocalypse has left me with so little to wear to the party tonight!
Melissa: That's alright, it's going to be a mandatory sex party anyway!

by Monquiis November 28, 2010

MaDcAt75

Also known as {SQ4}Antioch, MaDcAt75 is a man that goes around on a variety of forums posing as a 25 year old girl and passing off others' art and/or computer work as his own. One may read the story by googling {SQ4}Antioch.

I can't believe MaDcAt75 lead us all on like that.

-or-

He pulled a MaDcAt75 on us but we knew better. What a noob.

by fluxed September 10, 2004

Madcatz

A word used to describe 3rd party or poor quality goods.

Things that fit under the Madcatz umbrella are:

Clothing made by:
Asda, Bench, Donnay, Kappa, Kevin Klein, Tesco

Electrical goods manufactured by:
Joytec, Logic 3, Logitech, Teco, Madcatz

Food and drink made by:
Aldi, Happy Shopper, Netto

Mobile Phones and MP3 players made by bands other than:
Apple

Motorcycles by:
Aprilia

Other general rules:
If an item has a turbo button,
If an item is covered with an excessive amount of stickers or decals,
If an item has been fitted with extra lights that have in no way enhanced the performance or function of the item.

Dave: Hey Luke.
Luke: Hey Dave, is that a new mobile you have there?
Dave: Yeah, you like it.
Luke: No, it looks a bit 3rd party to me. Why didn't you just get an iPhone?
Dave: I'm not spending that kind of money on a phone besides, this phone does everything the iPhone does.
Luke: Yeah and it's probably got a turbo button too.
Dave: ???
Luke: That phone is madcatz. FACT!

by cptchopper69 October 14, 2010

mandatorial

Mandatory tutorial. When a video game forces you through tutorial that cannot be skipped. Usually tedious and grueling.

Steve: Did you check out that latest free to play game?
Bob: Only for about five levels. I spent thirty minutes in an unskippable tutorial before I quit out of boredom.
Steve: Ugh, Mandatorial. No bueno...

by Prevailence May 20, 2014