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Macuntosh

Cuntifying brilliant creation of Steve Jobs by his gay succesor
They just launched a new Macuntosh with Apple silicon
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Hugh Macmaster

Hugh MacMaster has a penis so large, he has to use a custom made condom. when entering other countries he has to declare his penis as a weapon of mass destruction, currently enlisted in the army his penis is regarded as a nuclear bomb as when he spurts semen entire cities can be leveled by the sheer torrent of the semen.
Al Queada runs at the sheer terror caused by the massive shlong of Hugh Macmaster
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Macomb

Contrary to popular belief, the area known as Macomb is actually Macomb TOWNSHIP. It's not a city, a town, or a village, it's just a sqaure piece of land that's quickly being converted from farmland to urban sprawl as people try to get as far away from Detroit as possible. Although it has a population of over 70,000, Macomb Township is really nothing more than a patchwork of subdivisions and stripmalls (usually containing at least one dollar store and a subway). The unofficial *downtown* is Hall Road between Partridge Creek and Lakeside malls. There is never ANYTHING to do. In summary, Macomb Township is a homogenous little piece of suburbia where 16 year old girls drive Hummers and oversized SUVs, and McMansions stretch as far as the eye can see. Gotta love the American dream.
Person 1: Hey dude you wanna go to Walmart?
Person 2: Which one, the one on Gratiot and Hall Road, Hall Road and Mound, or 26 and Van Dyke?
Person 1: Thank God we live in Macomb Township
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Cpt. MacMillan

One of the coolest snipers on any game, could possibly shoot an enemy in the head at 1,000 yards, also has one of the best scottish accents on a game, despite being a crack-shot with a sniper, it's Price who "assasinates" Zahkaev (he blows off his arm)
"Too much radiation, we'll havta go arown"-Cpt. MacMillan
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Mahum

Mahum... what can I say .. she is a person who leaves you speechless who is my reason to get up in the morning and go to school. She is an amazing person and i can't live without her. Her hugs are just amazing and they make you feel warm :P she is the most beautiful girl in school and any guy would be lucky to be with her. She is shy but around me she has a different personality ... she is the one for me I love you Mahum and thank you for being in my life.
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Cpt. MacMillan

A Scottish Sniper From the Game Call of Duty 4. He is Lt. Price's Captain for the missions: 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill'
"Oi, Suzy!" - Cpt. MacMillan
by "Soap" Mactavish August 30, 2008
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Mahum

SHE'S THE BEST THING IN THIS WORLD I LOVE HER ALOT <3 SHE MEANS THE WORLD TO ME AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT HER!! SHE'S THAT TYPE OF PERSON THAT WON'T LEAVE YOUR SIDE WHEN YOUR DOWN ... SHE PUTS HER PROBLEMS TO THE SIDE AND DEALS WITH YOURS AS IF THEY WERE HER OWN :o WHO EVER KNOWS HER IS LUCKY BUT IM EVEN LUCKIER TO CALL HER MYNE <3
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Mahum
by Other half of Mahul April 2, 2013
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