Macboy

A male who is obsessed with Apple products, in particular they're Macs.

Has to have the latest version as soon as it comes out, and continually rants on about how Macs are superior to PCs.

They often have posters of Steve Jobs graced all over their bedroom walls and also try to be American if they aren't already.

They spend their spare time in Starbucks thinking they're superior and better than everyone else because they have an overpriced machine and an overpriced coffee.

To Macboys Apple can do no wrong!

PC User - "I just got a new laptop it's really fast i'm really happy with it."

Macboy Aaron - "Oh no no no, you don't need a PC my Mac is way better, Apple is so good their customer service is second to none. Best company ever. Steve Jobs is fucking god!!! Get a Mac and I'll meet you in Starbucks."

Mac User - "My MacBook pro has a broken headphone jack, it wont clip in!"

MacBoy Ben - "Oh no no no, that's just Apple's new safety design feature. Apple can do no wrong!!!!!!"

Aaron and Ben are Macboys

by MacUser84 December 14, 2009

Breganos maccos Bratus

Celtic king of Galicia, also known as Breoghan macBratha.

Breganos maccos Bratus was a Milesian.

by GalaicoWarrior May 25, 2008

Macgot

(mac-it)

Noun:
1) A mac loving faggot

2) Mac-Faggot

3) An idiot who wants to have all thought done by apple.

Verb:
1) To be anally raped by a mac powered dildo cannon.

Tina: I'm thinking about buying a mac to webcam with you
Dwanye: You're gonna be a macgot.
Tina: Don't you want to see me on the cam
Dwanye: Go buy yourself a fucking webcam instead of a mac.
If you're on a Mac right now. Go fuck yourself with the Apple Dildo Cannon for $5,000. You'll love the speed, power, and RAM it has on your anus that you'll forget about using that nice comfortable personalized cannon that you used to use.

by Sieabah L. Park September 30, 2011

MacDoesIt

The funniest gay black man to be hosting a podcast with his best friend mike

Guy “Did you notice MacDoesIt on Messypod the other day”

Other guy “yea, him and mike were talking about 2 football players one coach again”

by JayTheGayMatchaMan March 19, 2021

MacBook

A computer made by Apple that, for until late 2020, was the most expensive piece horse shit I'd ever seen. Thankfully, it no longer sucks because it now has its own chip which makes the computer actually really good.

These days, it's surprising to see Apple make a good product such as the new M1 MacBook, yet here we are.

by Hot Single Near You August 2, 2021

Mary M. MacDonald

Daughter and Son of Ronald MacDonald, Yes The clown From the not famous fast-food chain MacDonalds. She has that the ability to climb walls. Is believed that if she climbs Mount Everest she will achieve a power level equal only to the universe herself. Her measured energy levels in the present is can not be measured by any of our modern technology. While she may seem like a menace or could be classified as dangerous, a way to calm her down is by making her realize her low height, or giving her Lemon poppy seed bumtckae.

Ben: Hey Juan, How are you? Have you seen Mary M. MacDonald?
Juan: Yeah, she was here a bit ago, don't tell her I said this But she is really dumb
Ben: Yeah, I agree, you are my favorite on the 5th floor

*Mary M. MacDonald approaches menacingly*

by LeJuanJSZ December 5, 2021

OG Macko

Famous Rapper Rich Chigga's supposed favorite strain of Kush

Cameraman - "Yo so dude, what's your favorite strain?
Rich Chigga - "OG Macko"
Cameraman - "Da fuck is that?"
Rich Chigga - "None of your fucking buisness!"

by patdamanwitdaplan July 16, 2016