Masculating

Masculating, (mass-cue-lating)

The act of strutting one's stuff online.

An overt display of masculinity generally performed by males to attract females in a chat room.

Very simular to apes beating on their chest to display their Might and draw attention to themselves, but generally done in text.

An online form of male masturbation.

"if he doesn't quit masculating himself, we're going to have to get our boots on, it's getting pretty deep"
"Oh yeah, I can run faster then that!"
"I have the fastest car"
"I can kick his ass"
"I can have sex all night without stopping"
"yes ma 'am, when it comes to size down there, I've made pony's blush" and so on..

by DjDave71 March 4, 2008

Macaulay Culkin

To call someone on the phone.

"I'll Macaulay Culkin you around 9."

by Nick 416 October 8, 2007

Macular degeneration

What happens when you get old and stop macking

He used to be a ladie's man until he got macular degeneration

by Single_Speed April 20, 2007

mascular

a gay male; not a gay female, a gay male

that guy is mascular

by yuhi March 4, 2011

mascular

a combination of masculine and muscular

look how mascular i am
look at william, he’s so mascular

by scaroline January 18, 2022

Count Mackula

The guy in the club who thinks he is the shit and tries to hit on everything with a pulse and/or a vagina.

Count Mackula has hit on every girl in here twice.

by Varnell August 7, 2006

Reverse Macaulay Culkin

A sexual act whereby an angry woman takes a man's seed in her hands, spreads it around them, and slaps it on the man's cheeks, resulting in his scream similar to the famous scene from Home Alone.

That asshole cheated on me! Well, the joke will be on him when I pull a reverse Macaulay Culkin!

by awboy November 22, 2011