ma'am slammed 

being called "ma'am" by an attractive man who obviously considers you to be his mother's peer, not his.

I had hoped he might be interested in me, but when I was ma'am slammed, I realized he obviously considered me too old.

ma'am slammed by 1SmartBlonde July 2, 2009

Ma'am-maw 

A morbidly obese female, typical to the southern region of the United States, but indigenous anywhere processed food is in abundance. Ma'am-maws (pronounced mam-maw) tend to have many family members (future Ma'am-maws) as well as numerous animals all under one roof. Upon reaching a level of obesity where sex and age seem less pronounced, they will insist upon everyone calling them Ma'am-maw. They will almost always have a southern accent, despite the fact that they can be found all over the world. Ma'am-maws are quite partial to power chairs, sponge baths, children's beauty pageants, cats, daytime television, and of course almond roca.

I wanted some meatballs at the buffet, but some Ma'am-maw cleaned them all out!

Ma'am-maw by Scandanavian746 June 10, 2010

Ma’am jam 

A traffic jam created by two or more moms who stop to chat in a doorway, oblivious of the crowd behind them.

Shep thought he could make it out of the gym before the concession stand closed, but he didn’t count on the inevitable postgame ma’am jam.

Ma’am jam by Dorkmuffin April 28, 2019

Ma'am Amo 

A Charming Person

I hung out with Ma'am Amo

Ma'am Amo by datuman December 11, 2020

Ma’am. Where is the gumball?? 

When something is sussy, or questionable. You use this term to explain how you are feeling.

Someone trips and falls…

You turn to your friend and say “Ma’am. where is the gumball??”

Ma’am. Where is the gumball?? by ropegraken September 6, 2023

Ma’am ham 

Proper saying of older pussy

Hey you think I should give him my Ma’am Ham tonight?

Ma’am ham by Leanie Meanie January 22, 2024

Ma’am Ham 

Proper way to speak about a ladies nether region

Would you care for some Ma’am ham?

Ma’am Ham by Leanie Meanie February 17, 2024