m9 shamalong

Getting everyday items shoved up your ass At a tug club when ordered

Hello miss, inwould like an M9 Shamalong

by Teamkch June 28, 2017

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M9 Pistol

The M9 pistol is a gun that you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. The M9 pistol has 15 round mags (Biggest pistol mag.) that use 9mm bullets. It is extremely common (Well, in terms of gun rarities.) being present in all police-themed buildings. The police officer and veteran occupation that you can select at the start of the game have a high chance of spawning this gun in your house. However, as all common things in any game has it, its kind of ass. The gun has a small base hit percentage (Without aiming levels.) and honestly just does really low damage. It'll likely be your first pistol, but with all these downsides, theres actually an upside. It has one of the lowest noise radiuses in the game, only 50 tiles which really isnt a lot. Anyways, back to downsides. The M9 is the SECOND most un-upgradable gun in the game. (The first being the JS-2000) It can only be modified with 3 attachments, Iron Sights, Red Dot sight, and the underbarrel laser. (Please for the love of god dont use the Red Dot for this gun...) It honestly just really sucks, but what much can you expect from the most common pistol of the game? Aside from downsides, upsides are it's common, somewhat reliable at aiming level 4+, and ammo + mags are really common. I really dont feel like this gun is good, or the worst. It's just.....mediocre. But like worse.

Timmy: "I found an M9 Pistol, we have like 15 of these already."

Jimmy: "Just take the ammo and mags and leave it...."

by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023

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blaze weed m9

when you smoke so much weed you just don't give a single one anymore

Pyrocynical: Go outside and run you lazy blazers

NFKRZ: blaze weed m9

Bamanboi: blaze weed m9

by HHL January 8, 2018

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u wot m9

Referred to "u wot m8", the questioning sentence "u wot m9" is a sillier way of mispelling "u wot m9"; a British phrase made by non-UK citizens. Some people will use "m9" to purposely make themselves sound more stupid.

Generic British Person: *rants about something that anybody will disagree with*
Non-British Troll: u wot m8?
More Non-British Troll: u wot m9? ill bash ur hed in m10 swer on me mum
American: suck my ass m9

m8 m9 m10 m11 m12 mate wot u wot m8 brit troll UK bash swer mum

by IamBjerg January 11, 2015

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