lysandre

A walking lion man who tried to kill you all. Now he's dead.

"Remember lysandre?"
"He belongs in a zoo"

by Shadow triad September 17, 2017

Evan Lysacek

A phrase borrowed from russian, describing a guy who has had sex with another guy, then tries to take it back. Usually by being a dick to the person they had sex with.

Why is that football player being mean to Jonny?

Oh, he's just Evan Lysacek!

by CorvidaeCorvus January 12, 2011

Lysandre

Lysandre is a person with a humongous dick. If you see a person with this name, he has a massive dick. Usually acts gay but can pull tons of girls

Did you hear lysandre, he pulled like 16 girls this week!

by The definer 3000 November 22, 2021

Lysandre

A person with a long, wide cock. This person is a magnet to every lady he walks by.

“There is a person in my school who is such a lysandre”

by The definer 3000 January 18, 2022

Lysanderoth

A True Master Of Deception.
Shot Everyone In The Village.
Will Make The World As Beutiful As Him.

Lysanderoth: "And Now Its Time To Finish The Job, Goodbye Archibald"
Dennis: "Why Are You Doing This?"
Lysanderoth: "Because My Master Told Me To, King Dragon Sends His Regards."
*Archibald Gets Shot*
Dennis: "Archibald No!"
Dennis IRL: "Oh Fuck This, FUCK THIS!"
*Resets To Save*
Dennis: "Lets Negotiate!"
Lysanderoth: "No Thanks, King Dragon-"
*Resets To Save*
Dennis: "Where Is Prince Horace!?"
Lysanderoth: "Hmm... I Dont Know, King Dragon-"
*Resets To Save*
*Dennis Knocks Gun Out Of Lysanderoths Hand*
Lysanderoth: "Its A Good Thing I Always Carry Two Guns!"
Dennis IRL: "Okay"

by fwefff June 9, 2023

Lysander

a teenager who lives in Shepton Mallet, likes knives, and kicks arse.

Lysander lives in Shepton Mallet.
Which sucks ass.
Great.

by lysander March 24, 2003

Lysak

1: Fat and lazy Polish man, or his lazy, unsightly offspring.
2: A Polish man who does not own a toothbrush or deodorant.
3: A stinky wife of a Polish man who eats all day and does her best to fuck over her employees.
4: A lying sack of shit, destined for an ass beating in the office at which they work.

I hear old man Lysak was collecting his salary illegally at the same time he was collecting disability insurance. He will get an ass beating as soon as his insurance company is tipped off.

by Ryan Murray April 16, 2003