lamping

chillin; hanging; relaxing crossed with stylin

With his mojito and fine cigar Dalybone was lampin like a cuban drug lord

by j dilly October 28, 2003

Limping Zebra

noun- the crazy person at a party who isn't drunk, but acts like they are on cocaine.

This person is most probably drawing attention to themselves ( like a Zebra would) and dancing horribly (as if they are physically challenged)

Did you see that limping zebra before? Hes scaring away all the chicks.

by XRKellyX October 31, 2010

A limping Jason

A state one may find themselves in having been on the business end of powerful and prolonged anal thrusts, normally by numerous men. Unwanted anal leakage usually accompanys a limping Jason

Person 1...Jesus, that dude looks in a bad way.
Person 2...I hear he had a train run on him last night
Person 1...Ahhhhh, that explains why he looks like a limping jason

by Gemma111 February 11, 2021

lumping

To lie on/under/entangled with your other half, usu.in bed, in a non sexual and entirely lazy way (although lumping can of course lead to sexual activity; however, it is usually engaged in after sex or when the couple are extremely tired/hungover/on a comedown.)

Lumping can be done by oneself on objects other than a person for example cushions/floor, but research has shown it is most comfortable when done on another person.

I'd rather be at home lumping on you.

by Ms N August 3, 2009

limping swamp donkey

a really ugly unatractive woman

you were having a good night until you woke up in the morning with this limping swamp donkey next to you

by gav n nick March 14, 2006

Lamping

To forcefully throw a lamp at unsuspecting hooligans.

She was popping off at the mouth and I was forced to do a drive-by lamping on her trifflin ass.

I will lamp you.

The lamp flew through the air and crashed into her face with ferocious force, thus a successful lamping.

by A&T'sAngryOvaries November 16, 2010

Lumping

one of the dumbest dances ever invented by DeAndre Atkinson and Robert Rios. The dance is simple, whils the musics playing all you do is, rapidly punch and kick the air whils jumping around. thats all

Damm, the dance Lumping is the bombb.

by Brodiee D May 28, 2010