Lurpin it 

Similar to lurking but the lowest point of lurking. Laying in bed and just watching tv all day with no brain cells actively function. Lack of ambition

STONER: Yo bro what you doin?
STONER #2: lurpin it at home. Why whats up?
STONER: can i cruise over? We smoke some bowls!!
STONER #2: Hhhhrajah dat.

Lurpin it by Richard fittzwell September 3, 2021

Lurper(s) 

Someone that is obviously on crystal meth or some other type of speed, that looks around at all of your belongs.

When you leave the room the lurper(s) can't help looking through your shit. Even if they go in your baby's room, a true lurper(s) can't help but go through even the kids' shit.

Lurper(s) by peaks az April 2, 2009

lurper 

Someone all tweaked out and stealing shit! One who steals especially when high on crystal meth!

Hey lets go lurping in some dumpsters to get some profiles.
My car is gone! Must have been a lurper!

lurper by Luckilated January 24, 2008

Lurp 

What tweekers do at 3 am while riding down streets on ten-speeds; lurping: looking for items to steal and sell at a pawn shop to pay for tweek. (see Michael Human)

I lurped a car stereo from an unlocked car at 3 in the morning to buy tweek.

Lurp by artbo March 16, 2005

Lurple

An explanation or answer to a question that sounds logical at first but after thinking about it, is clearly flawed or outright wrong.

A good application of this concept is when making "lurple" answers to multiple choice questions. You want answers that sound like they might be correct but in fact, are wrong.

Another example of a lurple is when a someone tries to explain Intelligent Design rationally. Or their explanation as to why the Earth is only 6000 years old. The only way to succeed is to bypass the intellect with lurples.

The word originated in McLean, VA by a local High School Freshman in early 2009. (He was trying to come up with a word that rimed with purple.)

Lurple by YDIman April 28, 2009

lurp 

Someone who may or may not be limited, but certainly acts that way.
This word is often used in professions where it would be completely innapropriate to describe someone as a dumbass, useless or completely lost.

I can't believe that Elliot has done absolutely nothing for the past eight months. The guy is such a lurp!

lurp by Allagash May 19, 2007

lurp 

Long Range Reconnaisance Patrol. From Viet Nam War.

The lurp was gone for three weeks.

lurp by Nunzio June 19, 2005