Lurple

An explanation or answer to a question that sounds logical at first but after thinking about it, is clearly flawed or outright wrong.

A good application of this concept is when making "lurple" answers to multiple choice questions. You want answers that sound like they might be correct but in fact, are wrong.

Another example of a lurple is when a someone tries to explain Intelligent Design rationally. Or their explanation as to why the Earth is only 6000 years old. The only way to succeed is to bypass the intellect with lurples.

The word originated in McLean, VA by a local High School Freshman in early 2009. (He was trying to come up with a word that rimed with purple.)

by YDIman April 28, 2009

purple-lurple-nurple

When an asian gives someone a titie twister, rips the titie off and eats it. The asian then shit its out the next day and surgically puts it back on the person with the missing titie. Four months later, they get a salmon to lick the titie. After that, the person has just gotten a purple-lurple-nurple.

The man was in agonizing pain after he received a purple-lurple-nurple from Bruce Lee.

by BAW$$ November 30, 2011

purple lurple

When something or someone becomes fat and purple :

she ate so much, she became a purple lurple.

by Debby the Vampire October 18, 2008

Larple

A side effect of the Burn In drink. It increases serotonin and endorphins to the point where the user will grin uncontrollably, yet they will feel no pain, on account of the serotonin and endorphins. It starts from a regular smile, to one from ear-to-ear, which then wraps around the user's face, tearing their face muscles.

This does not occur if Burn In was used in moderation.

LARRY, STOP DRINKING THAT, YOU'RE GOING TO GET LARPLE!

by CheesemanLloyd August 30, 2022

lurble

1. A word often used in awkward or uncomfortable situations, used to break the silence.

2. Can be compared to the awkward turtle

Boy: will you go out with me?

Girl(doesn't know how to respond): Lurble

by giggles1993 June 11, 2009

lurper

A person (usually high on meth) who rummages through your belongings and steals some random, insignificant object like nail clippers or a pocketknife. Lurpers won't steal your stereo or television. They'll take your razor or cologne.

I told her not to bring that little lurper over here. Last time she took my pocketknife and all the q-tips!

by livesanuk April 22, 2008

lurped

One who has had their tweazers or toe nail clippers taken from them during the hours of 12am - 4am by a meth lurper.

Whoa dude, last night at that YG banger I was lurped so hard.

Bro, I swear to God that Anthony guy lurped all of my eliquid!

Man I wish I would have lurped that iPhone cord...

by YGproductions June 2, 2016