A sexual act, typically performed in the Appalachian region, whereas the male half retrieved his wad of chewing tobacco from his mouth, places it in the rectal holster of the female, and the proceeds to pack it in with his penis.
“I just used the shitter after my cousin Bonnie Sue, and her shit smelled like wintergreen chew. She must’ve gotten a Kentucky musket loader last night!”
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"Sami's Lower Lip" is a Facebook page which features a picture of "Sami The Porn Star" as many people know her, which showcases her nose ring. Though this page Sami The Porn Star has aquired many stalkers which are generally fat slobs who use Chipotle in most of their metaphores!
Guy 1: Have you checked out Sami's Lower Lip on Facebook?
Guy 2: For sure she's like a Chipotle burrito with extra hot sauce.
Guy 1: Definitely!
Guy 2: For sure she's like a Chipotle burrito with extra hot sauce.
Guy 1: Definitely!
by Carl's Shaft July 11, 2011
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by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019
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dan: hey man, how did your night go with that chick you picked up at the bar?
Dalt: oh man, she was a freak, i gave her the Montana muzzle loader!
Dalt: oh man, she was a freak, i gave her the Montana muzzle loader!
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"Oh man, I was giving this who er an awesome Scandinavian belly loader. Her belly button is so messy now."
"Sweet!"
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"Sweet!"
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