Lombing

(Pron Lahm-bing) .To do anything. To Lomb.

If you're reading this right now, you're lombing.

by MWade893 November 20, 2010

Lorking

The act of back-peddling after being caught watching questionable porn. Suspected lorkers commonly use excuses such as "That's not what I was looking for, the search feature must have screwed up" or "Uhhh...I was searching for videos that had doggy style sex, I didn't want to see dogs banging chicks!"

Ryan- "Whoa dude, you watchin some midget porn there fucker?"

Nick- "Uhhh no way man...I was uhh...searching for videos that had chicks with short hair...not short chicks, the search must be fucked or something!?!"

Ryan- "Whatever, you're totally lorking right now you know."

by xxNixonxx June 13, 2014

lorfing

The act of killing time while feeling completely worthless inside derived from the words lor (as in dismay) and loafing (to spend time aimlessly).

He was lorfing around again today, I don't think he's done anything productive in the last week since they broke up.

by SethFalco April 18, 2017

lobbing

The favorite past time for kids at Herricks Middle School. Lobbing involves throwing multiple items such as paper balls.

This kid I didt't know asked me what throwing paperballs was called and I told him it was lobbing

by C Bone April 28, 2006

Lording

When you are acting like a fag and it is too much for the situation at that moment.

"Wow, Jan-Willem just spanked Justin on his ass he is ''lording'' it up right now''

by BuddaB January 23, 2011

lorting

lorting, lort, lorty
To lie down for a while and drift in and out of sleep. To relax in comfortable furniture. A highly anticipated rest or nap.
A lazy or unmotivated person. Useless lounger.
Feeling compelled to lie down in a comfortable place, or a very comfortable piece of furniture.
A reverent word for lounging.

I can't wait to get home and lort for a while.
Sam is such a lort, I tried to call him bt he won't get off the couch to play ball.
I wanted to come meet you guys but I was lorting super hard.
Check out that super lorty looking couch, I could lay there for a while. Ahh lorting.

by Kevymac311 September 18, 2007

Spunk-Lobbing

Competitive Masturbation

"If they are gonna allow climbing to be an Olympic sport, then they may as well allow spunk-lobbing" - Owen Murphy

by Dessy C July 20, 2016