Businessman 1: We're going to cut down the trees.
Businessman 2: Oh no! Its the texas Lorax
Texas Lorax: Don't make me take out the 12 gauge!
(BAM!)
Texas Lorax: GOT EM.
Businessman 2: Oh no! Its the texas Lorax
Texas Lorax: Don't make me take out the 12 gauge!
(BAM!)
Texas Lorax: GOT EM.
by TexasLorax October 29, 2020
Get the Texas Loraxmug. by RayIsNotHERO.!! June 28, 2023
Get the Lorax complexmug. by winnnnnnnnner99 December 6, 2016
Get the lorax lookin assmug. by big Zebop November 12, 2020
Get the green lorax guymug. Someone who is cursed with eternal life until they figure out how to fix something they caused eons ago.
Dude you know that old man who lives up the road, Some say he has The Curse of the Lorax, Bro been alive since 1776.
by Big_Bongo June 24, 2023
Get the The Curse of the Loraxmug. A mythical creature that is older than the first tree known to man and speaks for the trees. He is considered to be strange, standoffish, angry grumpy and hairy.
by Scmtb831 February 27, 2020
Get the Loraxmug. Stacy: *spots a hot guy* “oh my god, Sidney! Lorax!!”
Janie: “yassss gurl, TOTAL LORAX!”
Annie: “Lorax, for sure!”
Janie: “yassss gurl, TOTAL LORAX!”
Annie: “Lorax, for sure!”
by Gay_Andy June 17, 2020
Get the Loraxmug.