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Drunk Looping

Similar to drunk dialing or drunk texting. However, drunk looping is a strictly corporate phenomenon which requires no alcohol --- only access to a computer and the sadistic, uncontrollable impulse to add people to email threads while providing as little context as possible.

Signs of drunk looping include overusing terms like "looping in," "FYI," and "visibility," enjoying PowerPoint presentations longer than 12 slides, and having a cold, dark soul.

e.g.

"Looping in Trevor!"

"Adding Mary for visibility!"

"John, FYI ... the 73 emails that comprise this thread contain one or two sentences that you should be aware of."
"I was at inbox zero, but then Theo was drunk looping all morning and now I have to work through lunch."
by Rude Horse December 14, 2017
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Looper

A caddy. In golf, a person hired to carry a player's clubs, find the ball, etc. Outside of golf, a person who runs errands, does odd jobs, etc.

From the Bill Murray character (groundskeeper Carl Spackler) in the 1980 movie "Caddyshack", "So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking."
Since the intern was not busy, I paid him $20 to be my looper for the day. He picked up my dry cleaning, washed my car and filed all my reports.
by DC Devo April 22, 2009
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Related Words

loosenut

any person who is slightly crazy and may just snap and lose it.
Eve was such a loosenut, Adam feared for his life.
by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006
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looped out

1. High
2. Drunk
3. Crazy
Last night Bill was stumbling and could barely speak. He was so looped.

Did you hear Tom stabbed someone?
Yeah man he's looped out...
by l00ptowt April 30, 2010
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loopin

Bonquiqui- "is you loopin?"

Blackzilla- "BITCH I MIGHT BE."
by quetzalcoatlz July 27, 2010
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loosen your goose

If you would just loosen your goose dude, you'd feel much better.
by Anonymous November 8, 2003
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looping plopper

A type of basketball shot that involves the ball bouncing on the rim several times before falling into the hoop. It is usually a hook shot by a center that seems lucky to go in.
Wow, what a lucky looping plopper!

Wow, that was some kind of looping plopper!

Al Horford scores most of his points off looping ploppers.
by Ripper J April 21, 2008
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