Lankybox

An absolute horror of a youtuber who just got packed by packgod, they make god awful food and their fans are mostly bots or just 4yo kids on their greesy domino's pizza mothers ipad

Person 1: what is the worst roblox ytber?
Person 2: lankybox

by Freakingperson October 8, 2023

Londyn

Londyn is the most sweet and fun person you will ever meet. She’s funny and has a great sense of humor. Everyone would die to be her. All the guys want her but she turns most of them down because she’s waiting for mr. right. But if you get on her nerves, she will be the most heartless bitch ever. She doesn’t get mad unless there’s a reason that’s causing her to be so brutal. She’s quite popular and she’s known for her looks and personality. She’s the girl everyone wants to be friends with.

(Girl) omg! I want to be friends with Londyn so bad... everyone talks about how amazing she is!

by Gedghyrdsvbh February 18, 2019

Lonker

An alternative rock/punk band containing 4 young boys with a superior music taste and an nicotine addiction. From The Hague, Netherlands

Have you heard about that new band called ¨lonker¨? Yes i love their song ¨Wet Toast¨

by buttermilkjezus15 May 17, 2023

Locky

Locky is the most wonderful person. I swear, you won’t find anyone greater. There isn’t anybody in the world who doesn’t like him. If you know Locky, keep him close because if you don’t you might regret it for the rest of your life. He is so incredibly kind and always puts others before himself. He is so caring and makes you feel appreciated. He is good at talking to people and will order at restaurants for you if you feel a bit too anxious to do it. He is also incredibly good looking, you will never see anybody finer. His soft, light brown hair will sweep you off your feet. How is it possible for it to look so beautiful long AND short? His eyes look brown at first but if you’re lucky enough to get close to him, you will notice they have a hints of green around the middle and it is absolutely enticing. Once you look into those eyes you’ll never want to look away. His light freckles are so cute you can’t help but love them. The shape of his lips, nose and jaw are almost too perfect to be real. He’s so tall so when he wraps his arms around you, you will always feel so safe, secure and entirely at home. Though he is skinny, he is one of the best cuddlers you will ever know. Not only is he warm and always smells good, he will hold you in the most comfortable positions and make you feel so relaxed you could fall asleep in an instant. If you know Locky, MARRY HIM. Marry him and keep him forever and he will give you a truly amazing life. Love your Locky. He is special.

I love you Locky

by e <3 October 22, 2019

LankyBox Kitchen

The most rubbish food you'll ever eat. Made by the unfunniest wankers you will ever see… LANKYBOX. Also known as: Adam, Justin, Foxy and Boxy.

It’s basically like MrBeast's burger but worse. It looks exactly like school lunch.

Lists of food they sell right now at LankyBox kitchen:
Canned foods
Frozen foods
School lunches
TV dinners
Trash
Garbage
Rubbish
British food

Only sells in America right now. Such wankers.

TL;DR Adam and Justin sound like they gave their ancestors a rim job.

Person 1: Did you try the fucking disgusting meals from LankyBox kitchen?

Person 2: Yeah, it tastes like naff.

Person 3: Yes! They are my favourite foods. MrBeast burgers who? LankyBox kitchen is where it’s at.

Person 1 and 2: You need to die, you little shit.

by gigachad January 16, 2023

lanky boi

a male of very long limbs and in general body parts *wink*

He's my lanky boi

by wristytumor January 26, 2018

Lonkom

a lonkom is a average sized 7th grader that lives in canada
Lonkom is a type of genetic disease rarely found in humans
10% of lonkoms carry a rare disease called up syndrome

up syndrome insures you with long spasms of movement and increases your cock size by nearly double

that lonkom looks so *moans* sexy

by C-man+2=C-men February 6, 2023