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A limping Jason

A state one may find themselves in having been on the business end of powerful and prolonged anal thrusts, normally by numerous men. Unwanted anal leakage usually accompanys a limping Jason
Person 1...Jesus, that dude looks in a bad way.
Person 2...I hear he had a train run on him last night
Person 1...Ahhhhh, that explains why he looks like a limping jason
by Gemma111 February 11, 2021
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lumping

To lie on/under/entangled with your other half, usu.in bed, in a non sexual and entirely lazy way (although lumping can of course lead to sexual activity; however, it is usually engaged in after sex or when the couple are extremely tired/hungover/on a comedown.)

Lumping can be done by oneself on objects other than a person for example cushions/floor, but research has shown it is most comfortable when done on another person.
I'd rather be at home lumping on you.
by Ms N August 3, 2009
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limping swamp donkey

a really ugly unatractive woman
you were having a good night until you woke up in the morning with this limping swamp donkey next to you
by gav n nick March 14, 2006
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Dick Looping

Often found on internet porn sites, and most notably, ChatRoulette, Dick Looping or any variation of the sort is the repetition of cock in any form, be it masturbation or not, being replayed infinitely.
That computer? I only loop dick on that computer. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I am looping dick all day, every day with that one.

If I stop dick looping, my heart stops beating, witch means noone is seeing any looping cock.

The US Postal Service takes off holidays and Sundays. I do not. I am looping dick on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Easter. Every Sunday, yes sir, I loop cock.

Im always on ChatRoulette looping dick for the world to see.
by Sheeit!! March 10, 2010
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Lamping

To forcefully throw a lamp at unsuspecting hooligans.
She was popping off at the mouth and I was forced to do a drive-by lamping on her trifflin ass.

I will lamp you.

The lamp flew through the air and crashed into her face with ferocious force, thus a successful lamping.
by A&T'sAngryOvaries November 16, 2010
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Lumping

one of the dumbest dances ever invented by DeAndre Atkinson and Robert Rios. The dance is simple, whils the musics playing all you do is, rapidly punch and kick the air whils jumping around. thats all
Damm, the dance Lumping is the bombb.
by Brodiee D May 28, 2010
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Froot Looping

A prank similar to TPing

You take a bunch of maple syrup and pour it on the victims drive way. Then you take a box of Froot Loops and pour them on the syrup. The end result is Froot Loops stuck to the drive-way of the victim. It takes alot of muscle to get off.
Highschooler: "Keep talking you 8th grade little punk"
8th grader: "Or what?"

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NEXT MORNING
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8th grader: "OMFG, THEY FROOT LOOPED ME!!"
Mom: "What?!"
8th grader: "You know! Froot Looping!"
Dad: "Clean it up asshole"
by Corknuts May 24, 2006
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