Lolbert

A dork who doesn't care about anything beyond self serving gratification.

Normie Norm: "Did you hear about corporations creating slavery in third world nations?"

Neocon John: "That's the free market at work. Those slaves should pull themselves up by the bootstraps."

Normie Norm: "You sure are a Lolbert, John"

by Lolburt August 21, 2021

Lolbeans

When you pour cold or warm bake beans into your ass and then shit or fart them out onto another person

Those are some nice lolbeans

by Analcake April 5, 2011

lolbec

Derived from from a milf like no other. lolbec is the love of all and ruler of most.

any mother who has the power to control the opposite sex.

by tehMILF January 26, 2005

Lolbesity

Excessive playing of LoL: League of Legends to the point where the player is unable to eat, sleep, work or socialize without some League matches first.

This faggot Sidd Shankar got Lolbesity, he can't do shit unless he gets his daily 5 hours of LeagueofLegends first.

by THELOSTWATCH May 28, 2013

lolbertarian

A self proclaimed libertarian, found on the internet, that doesn't mind the government treading on him. A lolbertarian is typically a paleo-con. Can be abbreviated to lolbert.

Person 1: I am a libertarian
Person 2: No, you are a lolbertarian
Person 1: What? Why?
Person 2: Dude, you don't support gay marriage, you support the police, think porn and weed should be illegal, you do not care about your liberty.
Person 1: But i like guns, doesnt that make me libertarian
Everyone: Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about you lolbert

by Watermelon_5 June 2, 2021

lolbertarian

A term used by "little l" libertarians who simultaneously want to assert their genuine preference for limited government while owning up to the fact that a lot of Libertarians are silly people with bad haircuts. The label is usually adopted in order to avoid guilt-by-association.

"I really think this stimulus is dumb but I'm just a silly lolbertarian."

by Whats-his-face April 16, 2009

lolbeans.io

the best game ever

lets play lolbeans.io silas.

by rhys loves lolbeans May 3, 2021