Kelly Loffler

A US senator from Georgia that was appointed by that hick Brian Kemp. Got caught dumping stock right before the COVID-19 outbreak along with Diane Feinstein and David Purdue (another POS Georgia senator); which is very suspicious because her husband is the chairman of the New York Stock Exchange. Also has a series of campaign ads that make no sense and even compare her to Atila the Hun.

Kelly Loffler looks like the end result of what happens when a giraffe fucks an Afghan hound from behind.

by fuk_ga October 12, 2020

Loaf Poaching

1. The act of taking a dump into a pot of boiling water.

2. The act of busting down the door and shooting someone in the chest with an elephant gun dressed as Hunter van Pelt from Jumanji, while they are taking a dump, and stealing their shit.

1. Bro, I was camping last weekend and after I was done cooking the beans, I took the leftover water and took a dump in it.

Dude, yes, I love Loaf Poaching

2. Ricky is in the bathroom right now, I want to play a prank on him, what should I do.

You should absolutely poach his loaf man.

by sanfred December 14, 2010

squeeze a loaf

1. to poop, crap and/or shit
2. Basically pinching a beef sausage into the pot of lemonade stew (aka your pee and poop concoction)

Aaron and Bob squeeze a loaf after eating the buffet at Sweet Tomatoes

by IWasIntroducedtoUDByASnake April 6, 2015

pinched a loaf

Pinching a loaf refers to when one's sphincter clenches up mid-bowel movement, and cuts the egressing turd in half. The result is usually that one will have to wipe oneself raw in an effort to return one's rectum to a pristine un-befouled state of cleanliness.

Wife: Honey, what's taking you so long. We're going to be late.

Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.

Wife: Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can push back our reservations.

by Hoopermazing September 8, 2006

Gucci loafers

A type of footwear popular with City Slickers

Well pardon us, Mr Gucci loafers!

by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020

Struggle Loaf

When you got a loaf of bread and then you watch the Food Network and you imagine that it's meatloaf.

Just because I got xbox live don't mean I'm not strugglin' nigga, I had to eat a struggle loaf last night.
-ModernWarNegro 2013

by They Call Me Mr. Struggle February 15, 2015

french loaf

When your shit log is so long that it looks like a long loaf of French bread.

"Man, my shit was so long that it looked like a French loaf!"

by Merlin1986 July 25, 2016