Little Red Riding Hood

V. - To wrap one's dick in the lips of a woman's cunt like a pink or red hood while riding her, and cum on her lips in such a way that it splatters.

The Big Bad Wolf: "Hey, little red riding hood, want some of my goodies?"
LRRH: "My cookies are not your cookies."
"Oh come, I want to hop on it."
LRRH: "Who let the fucking dogs out!"
Mr. Shaggy Dog (watching): "Wag that tail, woof woof!"

by G.M.H. December 4, 2009

Little Red Riding Hood

When a "nigger" uses a condom for a change and rails his woman so hard that her pussy is red for days afterwards.

Guy 1: Hey dude what is up?
Guy2: I just railed this girl last weekend and she still has a red vagina.
Guy 1: nice Little Red Riding Hood

by Gamer4862 December 10, 2018

Little Red Hen disorder

Lazy moocher's syndrome --- indolent people's being unwilling to help out in the earning/creation of something desirable, yet being only too eager to "assist" in partaking of the sweet rewards upon completion of the endeavor.

My neighborhood buddies never seem to want to help me collect returnable cans/bottles, yet after I cash in, they are always super-agreeable to stroll downtown with me to go to the fast-food joint! Sounds like Little Red Hen disorder to me... :P

by QuacksO April 25, 2016

little red riding hood

An uncircumcised man boning a small red ginger.

“Did you see that little red riding hood video?”
“no man, what the hell is that?”
“it’s where the guy with the hood gets his shit rocked by a lil red haired baddie”

by Fingerlickingoodgirl November 14, 2019

The Little Red Rover

This is when the man pisses inside the vagina then eats it out with Franks Red Hot.

There are too many calories in a little red rover. But i love it anyway.

by Shizz Daddy Beamin September 27, 2003

a little red

you were great. focused. I mean not one blooper! None that i wouldve noticed.
I love your topical realm. You're inspiring, i hope you're always aware that you can get to their ears. and more. I could read your personal struggles, too, i mean, i thought i could. the other side, the "a little disillusioned, bitter" side. you're harder now. in a good and in a not so good way.

And musically. Well, clearly i can hear Ian in the back! with the guitars (great player) and the beats. the laid back parts.

Was the "everyones wearing a little red" a theme?
well done you. proud of you (without wanting to sound patronizing).

I totally expect you to play me like a fan now 😆

by Krkič September 30, 2020

Feisty Little Red Head

The name of a red head who loves to fight with anyone they meet but the only reason they do this is because they are deeply suicidal.

"You're such a feisty little Red Head"

by The Best Franko Ever May 17, 2017