by AngelJean April 14, 2021
Get the Literablemug. “I literally walked 8 miles to the supermarket,” said Shannyn.
"No, the supermarket is litereally less than a mile from here," replied Gregor.
"No, the supermarket is litereally less than a mile from here," replied Gregor.
by MikeInDC January 14, 2021
Get the Litereallymug. "I am feeling very literous" is what he said as he tossed his can of coke out the window of his car.
"I am a very literous individual' thought damon as he continued to dump watermelons out of the trunk of his expeditions
"I am a very literous individual' thought damon as he continued to dump watermelons out of the trunk of his expeditions
by thesneakygiraffe August 21, 2010
Get the Literousmug. 1) A person possessing reading and writing skills that remain acceptable by the standards of the English language.
2) A member belonging to the nearly unknown society of persons able to string a sentence together without the addition of such terms including ur, hott, omg, lolz, wft, and so forth...
2) A member belonging to the nearly unknown society of persons able to string a sentence together without the addition of such terms including ur, hott, omg, lolz, wft, and so forth...
Literate: Did you see that girl knock out the math teacher?
Non-Literate: omg did u see tha mofo slung that fag in his fuckin ballz??
(Grammar error fixed by CPU Killer)
Non-Literate: omg did u see tha mofo slung that fag in his fuckin ballz??
(Grammar error fixed by CPU Killer)
by CPU Killer January 31, 2005
Get the literatemug. by jimmy kohlberg July 27, 2004
Get the litermug. The quality or condition of being afflicted with a terminal inability to read-between-the-lines and only comprehend concepts and situations in a strict non-figurative sense.
She: “Hey sexy let’s go knock boots.”
He: “What do you mean?”
She: “Why don’tcha marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten…”
He: "You wanna what?"
She: “Wanna ‘Wham’ your ‘Oingo Boingo’ into my ‘Velvet Underground’?”
He: “Huh?”
She: “Come take the love luge on the inbound loin line”
He: “Pardon?”
She: “Tiptoe through my two lips…?”
He: “Ummm…I’m lost”
She: “Your literality drives me nuts...grab some imagination and gimme’ a clunge-plunge already!”
He: “What do you mean?”
She: “Why don’tcha marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten…”
He: "You wanna what?"
She: “Wanna ‘Wham’ your ‘Oingo Boingo’ into my ‘Velvet Underground’?”
He: “Huh?”
She: “Come take the love luge on the inbound loin line”
He: “Pardon?”
She: “Tiptoe through my two lips…?”
He: “Ummm…I’m lost”
She: “Your literality drives me nuts...grab some imagination and gimme’ a clunge-plunge already!”
by KissMyKooch June 15, 2009
Get the literalitymug. by Diggity Monkeez February 13, 2005
Get the Literatemug.