I lied

Phrase most notably used by teachers as a replacement for "I was incorrect," or "I presented the wrong information (on purpose)."

The usage of this phrase is likely a result in the instructor's attempt to be make witty statements; however no extra attention is given to "I lied" over "My mistake" or "This new concept renders the old one false."

Origin unknown. The phrase may have started with teenagers who felt the need to express faults in a comical manner. It seems that the trend ended, and teenagers have reverted to "just kidding," which has been reduced to "j.k. j.k." Middle school and high school instructors must have picked up the trend upon hearing several students use the term.

See: jk, j/k, jp

Teacher: I told you guys that the normal force is always opposite of the force of gravity. Well, I lied, because now we are moving into forces and inclines.

Teacher: I lied, the pop quiz will be added into the homework category.

Teacher: Oops, I lied. The color yellow does hold a significant value in the book Crime and Punishment.

by 881 January 25, 2006

lived experience

Shit that never happened. By making up lurid tales designed to go viral activist types can spin a history of oppression in any scene, org, or society. Lived experience discounts subjectivity or just being wrong and is usually brought up after someone's claims have been debunked.

It can also refer to existential problems you do nothing about but blame others for: being poor, living in a ghetto shithole, being an addict, etc.

Like a lot of SJW jargon it was stolen from the CATT team where it refers to a failed suicide attempt in post intervention care.

"I got totally discriminated against by the racists and sexists at the lesbian vegan co-op"
"I was there and that didn't happen"
"Shut up and stop denying my lived experience"

by jimbowales6969 June 26, 2018

Lized

To hold the joint so long it goes out.

Dave: "Are you gonna pass that?"

Liz: "It went out."

Dave: "Aww, you lized it again."

by Ddub420 January 1, 2012

big lipped aligator moment

named after the random musical number sung by a big lipped aligator at the end of the movie. a scene that comes right out the fuck of nowhere and has no bearing on the plot,

1. the comodo dragon in fernguly
2. the crocodile from all dogs go to heaven (after which the big lipped aligator moment is named)
3. the pink elephants from dumbo
4. the fucked up tunnel from willy wonka

by big lipped aligator lover September 5, 2009

Mr Lepedjian

Mr Lepedjian: hands down the best teacher at Pittwater High Scool. A total fucking legend

"you can tell that Mr Lepedjian used to get up to some sketchy shit when he was younger"

by Nairi Lepedjian's Moustache September 22, 2020

Lipsed it, sharted & darted

On a Night out, The process following a hesitant attempt to get a potential partner back to your house or hotel room to engage in a meaningless form of intimacy. After the initial Kiss or Contact with the third party, the feeling of insecurity, self doubt & seemingly low self esteem kicks in instilling panic resulting in a prompt departure from the situation.

"I've just see Nathan pull a bird in Waikiki, but he Lipsed it, sharted & darted"

by Hashtagfatlad July 31, 2017

big lipped alligator moment

A random moment in a film that is obscure and utterly irrevalant towards the film's plot, serving no purpose and is never mentioned by characters after.

In 'All dogs go to heaven' a'big lipped alligator moment' has a random musical number
In 'Willy Wonka' The creep-ass boat ride scene with Wonka's 'poem'
The pink elephants in Dumbo

by No-paint scientist February 4, 2009