Linking Book

A linking book is a book of roughly 300 to 500 pages that provides a bridge between ages, it allows people to transit distances that are not normally measurable (To the extent of alternate words.) Their destinations may or may not conform to the laws of physics that are understood. The book is always left behind when a person links through it.

"Have you written a linking book for your age yet?"
"No."
"You should, I would like to see it."

by Tehl Nahvah Teegtahn September 27, 2005

Linkish

An adjective used to describe a person who, despite doing a huge amount of work to help a woman out, manages to never get any action from her in the end.

I feel really bad for Stuart. Despite doing so much for Emily over the years, she thinks of him as nothing more than a linkish friend and won't give him any.

by TJ Griers March 18, 2008

Linkitis

a geek affliction whereby a poster on a forum disregards the last post and continues with his or her own; this is also called crossposting, and is a horrible disease.

People exhibiting this type of behavior show no regard for the edit button, and usually have no idea the cure is quite simple: refresh, edit, and re-submit. While in the throws of a Linkitis-fit, afflicted posters will generally never delete their infected post, forcing other posters to take up the slack, delete THEIR own post, and make some sort of a cheeky reference.

This affliction occurs quite often on the Lostpedia forums, and was first discovered in late August of 2007. Named after Link McCloud, Linkitis is only getting worse lately; scientists are currently unable to figure out why this continues. Remember: refresh, edit, resubmit.

(example taken from THE QUESTION GAME thread):

AlaskaDave: Whats your favorite fruit
fredcar: Bananas. Do you like Baseball?
CurbFan: Yes, but Rugby is better. Do you LOST DVDs?
LINKITIS-INFLICTED POSTER 3: Pineapples.

by AlaskaDave October 21, 2007

Linkara

The host of Atop the Fourth Wall on thatguywiththeglasses.com which deals with the review of horrible comics. Trademarks include his hat, jacket, exclaiming "this comic sucks!" at the end of a review, and his magic gun that doesn't need bullets. Mortal enemy is Dr. Insano. He IS A MAN!

Linkara: Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall where bad comics burn.

by jofo11 April 25, 2011

Linkin Park

The only band to SUCCESSFULLY combine rock, rap and electronica. They have their own sound, and they're deep lyrics and catchy hooks have helped them become the great artists they are today.

'Linkin Park is a great alternative metal band.'
'Yeuh.'

by disappear September 23, 2005

linkin logs

When your poop stacks up, creating a houselike structure, similar to using linkin logs (a popular kids toy back in the day)

I clogged the toilet with some linkin logs.

Someone left a burning linkin log house on my front porch.

by ThisIsNotMyRealNameSir December 11, 2010

Linkin Park

One of the Best Bands of the last years , 2000-present

Their music works good for people who has been rejected or who feels bad , their songs help people to get through hard moments , and they are just Awesome.
If you think they're bad , then you don't know how it feels to be mistreated , or you're just part of the problem

I been Rejected my whole life , and people always makes fun of me, and Linkin Park songs describe just how i feel right Now, and they helped me realize that people are Stupid.

by MisterUglyFace December 13, 2012