Someone sick to death of hearing all of the following:
So, how many languages do you speak?
You should work for the UN. They speak languages.
You mean so you can, like, invent new languages? There's a lot of money in that, you know.
I like reading the dictionary.
So, are you a cunning linguist?
Chomsky. (knowing nod)
Oh, so you know where words come from.
Wanna come work for the CIA with us?
So, how many languages do you speak?
You should work for the UN. They speak languages.
You mean so you can, like, invent new languages? There's a lot of money in that, you know.
I like reading the dictionary.
So, are you a cunning linguist?
Chomsky. (knowing nod)
Oh, so you know where words come from.
Wanna come work for the CIA with us?
That linguist is fucking hot.
by linguisticious September 29, 2006
Get the linguist mug.Ben Linus is a character from the hit TV series LOST. He is a killer and a manipulator. Ben uses a lot of sarcasm and has a dry sense of humor. Ben might have a reason for his behaviour, but now he just gives off a bad impression.
Yet, he has some sort of charm inside of him. You either love him A LOT and hate doing it, or hate him A LOT and love doing it.
Below are some quotes from the show LOST.
Yet, he has some sort of charm inside of him. You either love him A LOT and hate doing it, or hate him A LOT and love doing it.
Below are some quotes from the show LOST.
Jack Shephard: How can you read?
Ben Linus: My mother taught me. I can read, Jack, because it beats what you're doing.
Jack Shephard: What's that?
Ben Linus: Waiting for something to happen.
John Locke: Where did you get electricity?
Ben Linus: We have two giant hamsters running in a massive wheel in our secret underground lair.
John Locke: Yeah, very funny.
John Locke: You just killed everybody on that boat.
Ben Linus: So?
Locke: You and your people have been here for God knows how long and you got caught in a net...
Ben Linus: God doesn't know.
Locke: Excuse me?
Ben Linus: God doesn't know how long we've been here, John. He can't see this island any better than the rest of the world can.
Ben Linus: Are you looking for your pills Jack? I flushed them down the toilet.
Jack Shephard: Thank you. I was just going to do that myself.
Ben Linus: Yeah, I figured you were.
Ben Linus: My mother taught me. I can read, Jack, because it beats what you're doing.
Jack Shephard: What's that?
Ben Linus: Waiting for something to happen.
John Locke: Where did you get electricity?
Ben Linus: We have two giant hamsters running in a massive wheel in our secret underground lair.
John Locke: Yeah, very funny.
John Locke: You just killed everybody on that boat.
Ben Linus: So?
Locke: You and your people have been here for God knows how long and you got caught in a net...
Ben Linus: God doesn't know.
Locke: Excuse me?
Ben Linus: God doesn't know how long we've been here, John. He can't see this island any better than the rest of the world can.
Ben Linus: Are you looking for your pills Jack? I flushed them down the toilet.
Jack Shephard: Thank you. I was just going to do that myself.
Ben Linus: Yeah, I figured you were.
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The description of a fake reason or excuse you used when you have decided it is past time to leave your boring/stupid/slutty/braindead date.
Once she moaned i love you, i pulled a linus mullarkey with the quickness.
or
Once the booze wore off, i had to pull a linus mullarkey and get the fuck out of dodge
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Once my friends started in on me about the linus mullarkey i pulled with lucy last friday, i decided to pull a linus mullarkey and sneak out the back door
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Once the booze wore off, i had to pull a linus mullarkey and get the fuck out of dodge
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Once my friends started in on me about the linus mullarkey i pulled with lucy last friday, i decided to pull a linus mullarkey and sneak out the back door
by MJKK March 25, 2007
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Ashley: Ugh, yes! Aaron looks so spicy in it. How can he afford such a cool car?
Clara: Idk, he must have been pretty linum in the past!
Ashley: Ugh, yes! Aaron looks so spicy in it. How can he afford such a cool car?
Clara: Idk, he must have been pretty linum in the past!
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Get the linum mug."Look for the silver lining" is a suggestion that has been said so often it may appear trite to some. But it actually contains a very deep wisdom, that can help us all to get through difficulties.
"Every cloud has a silver lining" means that every difficulty or setback that causes harm, also contains a potential for a beneficent outcome. By searching for any positive effects of any difficulty or confusing circumstance, we can begin to feel more inner peace in response to the situation, thus regaining our ability to solve it if we can, or accept it if we can't.
"Every cloud has a silver lining" means that every difficulty or setback that causes harm, also contains a potential for a beneficent outcome. By searching for any positive effects of any difficulty or confusing circumstance, we can begin to feel more inner peace in response to the situation, thus regaining our ability to solve it if we can, or accept it if we can't.
I was so distraught that the cyclone had ripped apart our house, and destroyed everything I owned, that I became morose and helpless, unable to do anything. But I noticed that the entire neighborhood were all helping each other, talking to each other cheerfully, sympathetically, showing kindnesses and support in a way they never had before, and I began to recognize that there was a silver lining even in this disaster!
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