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Limp Dick Syndrome (LDS) occurs when a man's penis cannot become engorged with blood, or achieve what is known in America as a "hard on."
LDS is very serious disease which "happens to a lot of guys."
LDS is very serious disease which "happens to a lot of guys."
by wordsforlife1 August 17, 2011
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Get the limp dick fuck mug.A buzzkill. Someone who brings people down when they're excited or sucks the fun out of an activity.
James: "Dude this pizza is SO good it's giving me a boner."
Buzz Killington: "But it's way too expensive, you're going to go broke eating here."
James: "Don't be such a limp-dick, Buzz."
Josh: "Bro are you pumped to ride this huge-ass roller coaster?"
Buzz Killington: "Nah man, I'm afraid of heights, I have motion sickness, and I have a bad heart, back, and neck."
Josh: "Jesus Buzz, could you be any more of a limp-dick?"
Buzz Killington: "But it's way too expensive, you're going to go broke eating here."
James: "Don't be such a limp-dick, Buzz."
Josh: "Bro are you pumped to ride this huge-ass roller coaster?"
Buzz Killington: "Nah man, I'm afraid of heights, I have motion sickness, and I have a bad heart, back, and neck."
Josh: "Jesus Buzz, could you be any more of a limp-dick?"
by Jbraat November 3, 2011
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When a man is unable to drive the golf ball past the womens tee box during a round with his buddies should let him know he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker, which per rules should require a dick out.
Or when he's got a 15 foot putt and leave it short by 10 feet. Again, the boys should let him know he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker.
Or used when a buddy bails at the last minute for fight night cause he's gonna catch a romantic comedy with his girl. "Man... that Jimmy, he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker for bailing on us tonight!"
Or when he's got a 15 foot putt and leave it short by 10 feet. Again, the boys should let him know he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker.
Or used when a buddy bails at the last minute for fight night cause he's gonna catch a romantic comedy with his girl. "Man... that Jimmy, he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker for bailing on us tonight!"
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