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limp dick

floppy dick fred:shit man i gotta real limp dick
by givemehead5 November 22, 2019
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limp dick unicorn

When you cut someones dick off and sew it to there head. Therfore resembling a unicorn with a floppy horn.
by 100%Real May 7, 2015
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Limp Dick Syndrome

Limp Dick Syndrome (LDS) occurs when a man's penis cannot become engorged with blood, or achieve what is known in America as a "hard on."

LDS is very serious disease which "happens to a lot of guys."
"It's OK, honey, it's just LDS."

"Limp Dick Syndrome. Not a problem since I found Cialis."
by wordsforlife1 August 17, 2011
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limp dick fuck

To stuff an unerect penis into the anus or vagina.
Bill was so drunk he couldn't get an erection. So, he strategically limp dick fucked Susan.
by Anonymous November 21, 2002
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limp-dick

A buzzkill. Someone who brings people down when they're excited or sucks the fun out of an activity.
James: "Dude this pizza is SO good it's giving me a boner."
Buzz Killington: "But it's way too expensive, you're going to go broke eating here."
James: "Don't be such a limp-dick, Buzz."

Josh: "Bro are you pumped to ride this huge-ass roller coaster?"
Buzz Killington: "Nah man, I'm afraid of heights, I have motion sickness, and I have a bad heart, back, and neck."
Josh: "Jesus Buzz, could you be any more of a limp-dick?"
by Jbraat November 3, 2011
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Limp Dick Motherfucker

Term attached to any male friend who repeatedly is unable to "man-up" in a variety of life situations.
When a man is unable to drive the golf ball past the womens tee box during a round with his buddies should let him know he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker, which per rules should require a dick out.

Or when he's got a 15 foot putt and leave it short by 10 feet. Again, the boys should let him know he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker.

Or used when a buddy bails at the last minute for fight night cause he's gonna catch a romantic comedy with his girl. "Man... that Jimmy, he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker for bailing on us tonight!"
by TopShelf72 August 11, 2009
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limp dick

1. a man with erection problems

2. andrew
andrew has a limp dick and therefore couldnt fuck nikola
by smyles January 28, 2008
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