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smells like a boys' dorm 

To say that somewhere smells like a boys' dorm means that the place has a distinct odor that is often associated with the smell of male bodies, sweat, and other factors like testosterone, farts, and semen. This smell can be noticeable in a room where teenage boys or men are present, as it is often caused by their body chemistry and hygiene habits.

Some factors that contribute to this smell include:

- Testosterone: This hormone is present in higher levels in males and can contribute to a distinct scent.
- Sweat: As people sweat, their bodies release chemicals that can create an unpleasant odor.
- Farts: The release of gas through farting can also contribute to the smell.
- Semen: The presence of semen in the room, either through spills or accumulation, can create a distinct smell.

To reduce the smell of a boys' dorm, it is essential to maintain proper hygiene, such as taking showers daily, using soap and washing hair, and keeping the room clean and well-ventilated. Using an air purifier can also help keep the air fresh and reduce the smell.
After a long day at the gym, the locker room smelled like a boys' dorm, a mix of sweat, body spray, and other bodily scents.
Son, your room smells like a boys' dorm, please mop the cum off the floor and air it out!
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You like kissing boys, don't you?

Quite famous phrase from the Boykisser meme, being a Mauzymice's cat used to spit in the face of the original artist by other people (internet community decided to add homosexual text to Mauzymice's character and make it a meme)
Also may be used if the one who's speaking has doubts about the interlocutor's heterosexuality
You like kissing boys, don't you? You're a boykisser
Oooooo you like kissing boys don't you
I had enough of those "you like kissing boys, don't you"

Porn for boys is like periods for girls 

Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.
My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”

As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt 

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?
Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "