dick suck of life 

When u get a bj and you make a weird face but u feel like they sucked ur soul out and u bust a nut so hard it automaticalky goes down ur throat

Danm deja gave me the dick suck of life

dick suck of life by sioanexbobyjonhson June 21, 2016

way to suck at life! 

a nother way of saying you suck or something like that

A person trips;
"Hey you....way to suck at life!"

way to suck at life! by stan n May 4, 2005

when life gets hard suck something hard 

usually life gets hard for people so you should take my advice and suck something hard instead.

Life’s so hard why don’t i suck something hard like maddie said “when life gets hard suck something hard”

when life gets hard suck something hard by swaggymaddie January 6, 2022

suck at life 

A phrase to be yelled when a mistake is made -- be it big or small. Japanese in origin.

1. Cindy: I broke a nail!
Jane: You suck at life!

2. Jane: I hit an old man with my car as he was crossing the street!
Cindy: You suck at life!

suck at life by Megan September 4, 2004

suck at life 

1. describing the state of lacking basic life skills such as: literacy, driving a car, managing finances, communicating directly, managing emotions, and filling out a job application.

How could you not know how to type? You just suck at life.

suck at life by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

You Suck At Life 

A phrase created, coined, and popularized by user theunsurpassed on an internet message board titled "The Vestibule" at boards.ign.com. "You suck at life" is now a very popular internet term, thanks to the brilliance that is theunsurpassed's thinking.

"This day didn't go so well. I'm not sure how to feel right now." says some random guy.

"It would be wise to immediately kill yourself and wipe your pathetic, stinking, curse of a face off this damned earth. You suck at life, kill your miserable self." says theunsurpassed, in response to some random guy.

You Suck At Life by truth November 21, 2003

suck at life 

A phrase used to describe those that spend far too much time on Urban Dictionary.

Matt: Hey dude, whatcha browsin?

Olaf: www.urbandictionary.com

Matt: Oh... YOU SUCK AT LIFE!!! *Laughs wildly*

Olaf: *Cries*

suck at life by Soapus July 31, 2007