Swimming lessons on the penis

to learn how to use the penis better

Dam Chelsea's good! She doesn't need swimming lessons on the penis because she already had them.

by Marc Nucum September 13, 2006

French Lessons

A slang term for making out (French kissing), used to describe it in a discreet manner.

A: Sorry I'm late, I was doing some French lessons with Katie in the parking lot.
B: Oh cool, what words did you learn?
A: Words?

by drjuiceboy April 1, 2022

taking scuba lessons

Stock options that are deep underwater (negative value).

With today's price at $25, my options at $50 are taking scuba lessons.

by EdRBr June 3, 2006

Flying Lessons

The act of having sex with a woman in the missionary position. You are both on an upper floor of a tall building and you're doing her on a table or desk or something against a window. After you come, you push her out the window.

So at work today, me and Jacky were having sex in the break room. She kept whining about my dick being too big so I gave her flying lessons.

by anthesiac October 28, 2008

lessons

*incest* when a farther fucks his son, somthing slim gives his son jahn, can occur anywhere.

"lessons master bedroom 10 minites jahn"
"eeeeeeeeee yes dad"

by cody and rich January 27, 2004

surf lessons

the act of teaching your self to surf with invisible surf boards.

"dude i was taking surf lessons yesterday day and my invisible surf board smashed me in the head."

by flower-frickin-power July 26, 2006

Mandarin Lessons

Somewhere adults take you when you can't understand Chinese characters, even though most of your family can speak it fluently. You would learn it for most of your childhood, but after each class you would forget what it was even about.

Please don't take me back to Mandarin Lessons mommy!

by hello I am someone October 28, 2021